Tewajic!
posted on 28 Nov 2017 in Chinglish
Pewevent Accidents!
Photo courtesy of Thomas Harnett.
Found on luggage in Zhonghsan, China.
(115 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Jesu Kwisto.
EDIT Jesu Kewisto!
If you unbewakeable, you are probably dead.
If I hear the sound of breaking glass I’ll be awake.
Centuwean, bweak up that cwowd. Pontius Pilate).
Is it fewagile?
Also: This side up.
Ew!
If they are hanging too low, you may need a Fewok Lift.
I sleep. Therefore I’m wakable.
Is the glass empty, or half full?
If half full, then half full of what.
In case of fiew, bewak glass and use a fiew extinguishwe.
Orrait! Whose turn is it, in the carton?
If you weren’t before, you will end up totally bewoken.
Yes indeed. Some Chinese cewumpet will go nicely with my coffee for beweakfast.
Bewak
Gikan sa Wikipedia, ang gawasnong ensiklopedya
Bewak maoy pulo sa Indonesia.[1] Ang Bewak nahimutang sa lalawigan sa Provinsi Kepulauan Riau, sa kasadpang bahin sa nasod, 900 km sa amihanan sa ulohang dakbayan Jakarta. Mga dapit nga gitawag Bewak sa Indonesia …
Yes, that’s it.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat bewake it.
@ Marum | 4:14 am: Bewandy.
Bewildering.
To bewakable, or not to bewakable, that is the luggage.
Fewagile handle with cawere
Bewakable or Wakeupable?
Nonsense, it’s just fudd.
We Bleak this Bed to Share in the Buddy of Chris!
Teees whill be pwerfect for teh wewdding wecweption aftwer the mawage of Pwince Humperdwingk and Wady Buhtacup.
Doesn’t the gawass on the wable usuawwy have a cawack in it?
According to Roger Miller, it isn’t Be-waka-be, it’s Do-wacka-do.
Splashed
Fline of a dlink
@Yu No Hoo | 6:38 am: Of course! I should have said : Bewildering and beFuddling.
@Nonsuch Ned 0909.
Good one mate. Bloody hilarious.
@ Lora & NN.
Actually. If he rowed a Surfboat, he might be Prince Buttercup.
Link:https://www.google.com.au/search?q=australian+surf+boat++rowers+bums&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU742AU742&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=pW2oGSXrqqiDNM%253A%252CXy7wYI54OEcYcM%252C_&usg=__ZQYM5ZUigcNUG8R2XTHbnltV6lI%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjM6pvWnuPXAhXGe7wKHRb-ANsQ9QEIygEwAA#imgrc=pW2oGSXrqqiDNM:
The reason for this, is that the seats are fixed. So you throw water on the seats , so your bare bum can slide.
And fawagile too