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Positions Available…

posted on 29 Nov 2017 in Signs

Just try to get past the water cooler…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Repost from 5/6/2006.

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Ghost08
Ghost08
16 years ago

Going through more temps than any other business world wide.

me
me
16 years ago

Mandatory Mini skirts-

DP Interworld
15 years ago

Well, at least I know I won’t get a lawsuit for bending a few social norms haha

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Those lights look pretty Spacey…
Especially when you’ve been drinking.
Don’t get too immersed in the glitz though, you
might spill your drink…and you don’t want any WineStains on you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Careful someone doesn’t grab you by the front entrance.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sounds like the regular army.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yen TO F___!

Sounds fairly normal to me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT 0409. Getting rammed through the backdoor, would be a greater worry.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This place is so much fun, they are rolling in the isles.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You will be served in turn.

No banging on the counter aloud.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Plenty of suits here.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Disappointingly, it doesn’t say where the sign is located.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Of course, there is a handling fee.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

All the employees are hired hands

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Is it a pubic or privates company?

coffeebot
6 years ago

Went public

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

♩ The Girls Just wanna Have Fu– ♪♩

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Suck Ho Bldg or Lovatory?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

”2 F” says it all.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

4 Sexual Harassment Companies. = 1 buggary battalion.

3 Buggary Battalions = 1 Deviant Brigade.

3 Deviant Brigades = 1 Perverted Division,

2 Perverted Divisions = 1 Necrohphilla Corps.

2Necrophilla Corps = THE WHOLE F—ING ARMY..

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Now featuring Matt Lauer!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

You’re not going to want to touch the copy machine.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

That’s funny…the Japanese says nothing about “Seku-haru” (Sexual Harrassment).

It says, from top to bottom:

New Employees
Sexual Harrassment Company
This building, second floor. Photo viewing free of charge.
Free of Charge Information Center

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Not a great crowd

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Guess they’re poking around

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

not sure about this latest attempt at rebranding by Hollywood

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Now Garrison Keillor has been fired for “improper behavior”.

It was bad enough when it was Bill Cosby.

Water imp
Water imp
6 years ago

“Mr. Lauer, you’re hired!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Busily working their fingers to the boner.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Long Tom | 5:00 pm: It’s getting ridiculous! Some people have no sense of perspective.
From what I read of the Keillor story, I’ve been “groped” worse than his alleged victim. I’m male, my “groper” was a married woman. We were/are friends, just kidding around. End of story.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

@DnT: Common sense, if nothing else, would suggest that Keillor had done more than merely that if someone as prominent as him were to be fired as opposed to be, say, suspended.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Applicants must be able to take dicktation.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago
Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Long Tom.0524. Who knows. Whenever I have taken a woman to court ,they have played the female card. Ie. My lawyer has acted and a bullying and threatening manner to them. I have threatened them. (Despite the fact, that on my lawyers advice, I had never spoken to the insane bitch for nearly a year – not even to acknowledge her presence) I even received two carloads of police on my property, and they wouldn’t even tell me what the complaint against me was. Plus many other things. My crime? I assume it is being a male. I can assure… Read more »

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Maybe Keillor has been railroaded, maybe there were other bad things he’s done, maybe they just wanted to get rid of him and any pretext would do. But they not just fired him, they ended “Prairie Home Companion” as we

Of course there were phony claims of abuse and rape. Michael Jackson: absolutely no evidence he was a pederast. The MacMartin Preschool: Rumors of their molesting their charges were also completely fabricated.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
6 years ago

No vacancy

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Be sure to wear your best suit. As in your sexual harassment suit.

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