Please wash hands after touching guests…

It can’t get more pleased than that.

– Waiter! Where’s my right hand?
– Turn right, you will find it at the end of the shoulder, Sir.

Spank you for your cooperation.

I’m not pleased, I have a pain in my right hand.

Last time I went to eat there, I was disappointed than my left hand

They serve finger food.

Is your right hand on the staff?

Staph Only. No E. coli

The guests will be tickled pink.

Cause you never know where the. left one’s been

The hand is OK. It s the fingers which may cause you to jump.

Please use the left

Eating or onanism

I assume it all right hand prohibition of dining guests

Inflicting Le pain quotidien on a daily basis by our Staff (double meaning) is part of our company philosophy.

@DNT 0538. That is why I am using my right hand. The left one is already on the staff.

I’d give my left hand to be ambidextrous.

What happens when I can get both hands on the staff?

No “strangers” allowed.

@Marum | 9:03 am: Both hands occupied? Naturally, your nose will start to itch. 😉

@BFC | 08.40: Nooooo! Too many repetitively repetitious repetitions. Daily quotidian bread? Staff, Rod? How did this ever get cleared by the office of redundancy office?

Well, sometimes I am pleased by my right Hand.

Filboid @8.28pm: Don’t like our Staff?! Get Starve!

Good grief. Here we go again.
Here’s what it’s SUPPOSED to say:

Guests using the dining facility, please turn right here and we will guide you from that point.

As to why the STAFF ONLY is there, sure beats the heck outta me.
There’s nothing in the Japanese about directions for the staff.

Pete, Thanks for the translation. I’d guess that straight ahead is ‘STAFF ONLY’, and right is where guests should go. If they didn’t say ‘STAFF ONLY’ in Japanese, maybe Japanese are more polite and unlikely to ignore the un-emphasized instructions and go barging in through an unmarked door.