Mom, do we have any leftover refreshing?

This message must have been wrotten by a politician.

I thought farting, was a better way of covering up cooking smells.

I see. Under the progressives it is no longer Red China. It is now Lavender China.

♫The wind in the trees,
Simply reeks of the cheese,
Throw it out please,
I implore you♪

My apologies to Dean Martin (Thats Amore)

The line after “streaming” must have been composed by an ex-spurt.

My coordination has gone to pot.

Better than steamed crap

– What’s streamin’, darling?

Error 404: Lavender not found. Refresh the coordinates and fry again …

Cooking with lavender breeze is likely to give you wind.

The lavender odor is to cover up that you burned the pot roast.

Netflix comes with lavender flavor. Great improvement.

The rain is Tess,
The fire’s Joe,
And they call the wind Mariah. (Frankie Lane?)

There once was a man from Encarta
Who could flatulate songs without words
He’d poot out the Moonlight Sonata
And sprinkle the air with his terds