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It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
Just for a moment, I’m endlessly happy.
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Starts with Scent of a Woman, ends with Groundhog Day.
Kind of brings a lompid to your throat.
Your singing is like as Sequester the Cat.
Forget the song; let’s play sequester the sausage.
– What day is today?
– Every day.
It’s a fruit-scented fagrance.
So this is what Sam sung
Endless happiness for a moment.
I guess its a full moon
Suchehwa 23 December 2011 Adult Engrish comes to mind
A bit too lompid to my taste
A Book of Verses beneath the Bough,
, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread, – and Thou,
Beside me singing in the Wilderness,
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise now.
Or for they who prefer Longfellow.
As the cord is to the bow,
So is woman unto man,
Though she bends him, she obeys him,
Though he leads her, yet he follows,
Useless each, without the other.
I am afraid I can never be sarcastic about love.
(For I was fortunate enough once, to have it brush me once with its wings)
A personality failing, I hope never to overcome.
EDIT : The Rubiyat; Wilderness enow.
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
(Quote: MM)
A blind man walked by the fish market…………..
“Some love is fire, some love is rust. But the finest, cleanest love is lust.”
(Quote: James B. Goldfinger, after he sees Jill Masterton off at the station. I think she was going to work for Goldfinger)
I think Fleming stole it from “The Party” 1928.
@FB. 0610.
raises his hat, and says; “Good morning ladies.”
Maybe the Koreans, have some Seoul.
Will you love me, sweet,
When my hair is grey,
And my cheeks have lost their hue,
When the charms of youth shall have passed away,
Shall your love as of old prove true?
(Andrew Barton {Banjo} Patterson)
Edgar Allan Poem?
Young lady marries a very wealth man. After a year, she tells her mother she is going to divorce him. She explains that she can’t stand it any more, because he will only do it by the backdoor. She complained to her mother that when she got married her bumhole was the size of a five cent coin, and now it is the size of a fifty cent coin. Her mother says: “You must be mad. You live in a mansion, you have a holiday home in Southern Spain, you have a GOLD Visa Card, he buys you a new… Read more »
After 3 days of bad Japlish translations, I’m just happy we moved on to Korea today!
What, no scent of a Man?!
@Seventy2rd o clock | 1:56 pm: Pull my finger! 😛
My sister’s husband once had a T-shirt which read, “I gave my SEOUL to Korean Air Lines”, and then listed a number of other cities.
“Lime and LOMPID green, a second scene, the fights between the blue you once knew.”
LOMPID: a new word that works well in acid space rock lyrics.
I actually wondered why.
Every time I wiped my mouth with these tissues, I got an erection.
I remember in the 1980’s there were television commercials for Banner toilet paper. They showed a roll of toilet paper doing the talking about how good it was. My reaction was, “I can’t wipe my butt with toilet paper that talks to me!”
Long Tom: Just wait til AI toilet paper becomes affordable….