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Call it Bill
Well at least its water
Stretch middle finger namely translation.
The rain in China falls namely on the hand.
Pull finger namely gas.
Stretch hand gently, don’t faucet.
– What’s your name?
– Namely Wong!
Namely water, a.k.a urine
Stretch?
Little boys shrink from water.
And the rain in Spain falls mainly on your brain.
We apologise for the inconsequence.
Is water its muddle name or sewer name?
If your bladder control is sadly missin,
We’ll provide you with a pot to pissin.
Don’t pee in the sink in an hotel room.
You may want to wash your socks n jocks later.
The sink is electrified to stop peoplle peeing in it.
The product is made by Bendix.
Water and I are on a thirst-name basis.
“Stretch hand before the fight.
Become like namely water my friend”
– Namely Bruce Lee
The translator is a silly to wit.
@Yu No Hoo | 6:02 am : Have you met Flow and Eddy? 😛
No. But I have met Johnny Splash
♫It’s away from the moonlight, the sun and the rain,
It’s as dark as a dungeon, way down in the drain♪
@ Droll 11:08 pm
Every time I see them I get a wave.
Looks like the water is stretching toward hand.