Place all garbage bins in the trash bin.

posted on 30 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

dispose-of-garbage-bins

This is a very clean country…

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China.

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Positions Available…

posted on 29 Nov 2017 in Signs

Just try to get past the water cooler…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Repost from 5/6/2006.

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Tewajic!

posted on 28 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

bewakable

Pewevent Accidents!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Harnett.
Found on luggage in Zhonghsan, China.

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How many distance is to hometown?

posted on 27 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

cannot-be-back-its-hometown

Mom, when do we back to hometown on our roads?

Photo courtesy of Gordon Williams.
Found on wall of Chinese restaurant in Australia.

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Mom, do we have any leftover refreshing?

posted on 26 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Containers

lavendar-breeze

Which wine goes with coordinated refreshing?

Photo courtesy of Lisa Liotta.
Message printed on side of an enameled pan.

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Here, namely this too…

posted on 25 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

stretch-hand-namely-water

I do not think namely means what you think it means.

Photo courtesy of Richard Lai.
Found in China.

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You can smell it from outside…

posted on 24 Nov 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

steamed-crap

Thought I already ate this…

Photo courtesy of Brent Swallowell.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Changing their name to butterfly in 6 mo.

posted on 23 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

caterpillar-fungus-firm

Meeting all your fungus needs for 100 years!

Photo courtesy of James Bickford.
Found in China.

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Has a musty palate…

posted on 22 Nov 2017 in Clothing

tasted-for-usability

How do these pants taste on me?

Photo courtesy of A. Uemura.
Sign on jeans found in Japan.

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Just for a moment, I’m endlessly happy.

posted on 21 Nov 2017 in Household Items, Toiletries

scent-of-a-woman

Photo courtesy of Beth Wild D.
Found on a box of tissue in Korea.

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