Use only genuine Basten for your acerbity.

The book for prostitutes everywhere

Go on and baste me with your sweet, sweet acerbity.

Bastens are the children of HOs who don’t use protection.

Odd translation strikes a sour note.

Please go to the main door
and examined by the baster.

Also useful as a recipe book.

I’d prefer 1007

Girls are made of sweet and acerbity

HO 1008, a secret section of Suck Ho Bldg.

– Tasting, tasting …

Acer Bity. The new biological motherboard.

The # HO 1008 is tattooed on her Clitorus.

BTW. Cltorus fruits, are oranges, lemons, grapefruit, and the like.

Therefore, her clitorus must be part of a Sourpuss.

If you don’t like this notebook we have the “Uncle Ho” version.

I came here for the absurdity.

@Marum | 4:44 am: Isn’t a clitoris a part of a Volvo? 😛

Isn’t that an Australian biscuit?

Iced Vulvas. (For the non Aussies – Iced VoVo s)

They are a plain rectangular biscuit with pink marshmallow on top, and a strip of red jam longitudinally down the centre of the marshmallow. Then it is sprinkled with coconut. I guess if you are deviant enough, you could imagine, that you are eating a little VaJay.

Yarrr, matey!
Basten down the biatches!

“This is your captain speaking. In preparation for takeoff, please basten your notebook and record your acerbity in the full upright position. Thank you.”

Sounds more like a journal for rating different kinds of coffee to me.

@Lora,

Or a notebook for rating various sichuan & other regional Chinese recipes.

Why not e-book?

Gordon Ramsay uses this note book.

I knew a lot of bitter hoes in my youth.