Trust me, don’t do lunch.

Well. If the lady has been “bad enough” sufficiently, I will certainly cook her breakfast.

ORAL SEX.

The breakfast of champions.

He. Would you like to eat in, or out?

She. Can’t we do both?

A palace fit for a kink.

Q. What is spotted in Estonia?

Makes me sick

Plaice is full of bad bugs

Maybe they mean the Michael Jackson album?

Moonwalk to the breakfast table.

Their HQ is in Baden Baden, Germany.

They don’t take sheet from anyone!

– Hello, reception? I have to complain. This is not bad!

The place where cereal killers often stay.

Bed girls love it

Our guests don’t break fast so we offer them a miss steak

It’s probably a Breaking Bad kind of breakfast, with a healthy dose of crystal meth.

YELP: “As advertised! The TV didn’t work, the mattress was flat and stunk of a dead skunk, the water faucets spewed brown gunk. What can you hope for other than truth in Advertising? This place was BAD…and there was breakfast. FIVE STARS!!!

“I always dream to square marden”

The sequel to Breaking Bad has Jesse driving off somewhere far away and finding a Bed & Breakfast that isn’t quite as far away from his recent past as he thought….
5 Stars
“Brilliantly Bad in the best way”
“A real Meth-terpiece”

“W-what’s for breakfast Dad?”

I know what’s found in Estonia.

Ball ticks.

Ok let’s stay awake overnight.