They’re suspiciously at your side.

There’s only two of them… for now.

You may need to crap them

You dont know where they’ve been

Noted! Will not let your hands grab my …….

He was tall, dark, and all hands.

Beware of your hands.

They may be screwing your wife, when you,re out.

you’re

Especially if you’re Edward Scissorhands.

They’re armed!

Especially if you’re not playing with a full deck.

One of them just doesn’t seem right …

And here I was thinking I could count on them.

Mine’s full of nails.

Q. What are armies for?

A. For sticking your handies on.

You surely have heard of the German bloke – Hans Schnee

You know: Hans Schnees and boomps-a-daisy.

– Look Ma, my hands!

The boy stood on the burning deck,
His feet were full of blisters,
One hand on his mother’s crack,
The other on his sister’s.

Oh God. That’s the oldest joke I know. All we dirty little 8 yo boys, used to laugh at that one.

Because sometimes they can do unspeakable things

Said Harvey’s brother…

The other one the Aussie kids were singing a few years ago. In response to the Daffodil Margarene ad.

♪ Your taste buds are on the top of your tongue, so turn your girlfriend upside down♫

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o35Ap8lxRBY

Well, I *am* sinister, i.e. left-handed.

Evil Dead II

of course, given that this is china, i’m not surprised that they would not support a right to bear arms (as in, arms from a bear)

@RT 2339.
That is why they should ban the Burqa.
Everyone deserves the right to bare arms.

They can pick your own pockets anytime.