Take your time: the Now Loitering sign is up.

Take your time: the Now Loitering sign is up.

posted on 26 Oct 2017 in Signs

now-smoking-area

Photo courtesy of S.N.
Spotted in Japan.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Mind if I sit

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Does it export?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Butts everywhere.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Not its s bus stop

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Was smorking area, but nobody used it.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Smoking obligatory. Break glass to dispense emergency cigarettes,

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Opposite of ”Now Stop Smoking Area”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

… And Burn with the woods.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Close, but no cigar.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hopefully the bench is made of now inflammable wood

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This bench is not for our extinguished guests.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I have a burning desire to sit there.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It’s Spotted Gum. Eucalyptus maculata.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Many times I set fire to my lady on a bench, but I have never yet had the bench start smouldering.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s safer than going into an alley where you could get vaped.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

So where is the now sitting area?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Be careful with your arson that seat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: Burning soon

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Fine for smoking.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Just say now to drugs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Quit smoking and go home, Area.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

@ Seventy2rd 4:08 am

It’s the kind of wood that changes to ash.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:27 am: Or meow to dogs 😉

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

This is the work of some splinter group.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am: It automatically becomes ash when smoking

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

*As seen in California.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The area is really going to pot!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Smoking in now smoking area is prohibited

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd 0448.. Ash who?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

SPEAKING OF SMOKING: Aldi are actually nuts. I went into an Aldi Store to buy either a lighter or matches to light a gas welding torch. They informed me that they don’t carry any implements that encourage smoking. (Aldi Strathpine – just out of Brissie) I told them that they are getting cause and effect mixed up. Firelighting devices don’t cause smoking, although smoking may increase the demand for firelighting de Needless to say, I won’t be back. I encounter enough, ideological ratbags in this country, without spending my money to encourage them. Much like the bloke on the train… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

There’s no butts about it

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock 4:04 am: It exports Export A cigarettes.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Marum: What about Burmese Tigers in Arizona?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Marum | 7:00 am: I don’t know, ash somebody else!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@EffEff | 10:56 am: What about Burmese pythons in Flor… oh, wait…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 7:38 am: IKWYM about Aldi. They also have that coin-in-the-slot shopping cart idea. Fine in principle but they provide no quick way for customers to get change to use them.

BTW, worst way I ever saw someone light a cigarette- an electric soldering iron! PEE-YEW!!
Saw an idiot light his cigarette with a welding torch once, but I figured any third-degree burns would be his problem!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd 0700. The answer is “gesundheit”.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Droll: I was referring to the classic Wile E. Coyote / Road Runner episode “Stop Look and Hasten”, with the Burmese tiger trap that could somehow catch a Burmese tiger anywhere. What a comedic masterpiece. But thanks for reminding me that Florida does have a problem with feral exotic pets, such as Burmese pythons.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Marum: Someone lit a cigarette with a soldering iron? Cigarette smoke already contains enough chemical garbage. It doesn’t need tin and lead too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@EffEff | 12:45 pm: I didn’t get the reference, but as you gave the name, I watched it again on YouTube. So many great gags, I’d forgotten about the tiger! That kind of literal thinking can come up with some great comedy.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

If that bench was in my town, it would be surrounded by about a million cigarette butts. Even with a trash can next to it.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

NO WARNING: EVERYTHING HERE IS FINE AND SAFE. DO AS YOU PLEASE.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Lora. IDNGAF about people smoking. What annoys me, is that they can never find a rubbish bin. In fact, at the townhouses I managed, they used to sit in the BBQ area, and flick the butts into the pool. Such actions defy logic. One particular individual, I accosted. Me: “Don’t destroy the facilities, someone else may want to use them after you.” He said nothing lust looked at me, with an IDGAF about anyone else look, on his face. So. Being somewhat irascible. And there being no witnesses. I seized his nuts in a vice-like grip, and threw him over… Read more »

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Droll: I also liked the leg muscle vitamins, and Chekhov’s steel plate.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Mind your arse . . . sit at your own risk.

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