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I can’t wait for this warm winter
Winter can be warm in Australia.
CAUTION: For teen’s parent only
Sales have gone viral.
Because for 30 secongds, summer can be cold.
Try our manicure for the common cold.
So. This sticks weird pattern on your fingernails, or stick-on tattoos?
I never before knew “on” could be a verb.
I always thought it was a proposition. as in:
Man: “May I get on?”
Woman: ‘Only if you pay first buster!’
And we can do with more worm Winters.
Dressing for influenza A can be tricky. A black tie doesn’t go well with pyjamas.
It removes its products on the film or else it gets soaked again.
@Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am: Is that by Aaron Copland?
Hmm, nail polish. Smells like tean spirit.
@ Droll 6:52 am
Now there’s a noteworthy reference.
Surface points are hard to please.
Nail polish is a sure cure for Influenza A, B, C, D…..Z, if you swallow the whole bottle.
You will know when a surface point achieves satisfaction. It will go flaccid.
@BFC 0734. It may well kill you. But you will have a beautiful finish.
@DNT 0645. Don’t know mate. It should look OK when you are laid in your best, out for burial.
EDIT: Best = Sunday Best.
Open here for a pandemic
Sounds more like Nirvana
I’ve seen that film, winter was very cold, a face wet with water, and dry, influenza B dresser
Product description? I couldn’t say they nailed it.
We’ve been thinking of getting new bedroom furniture, and I’m now thinking an Influenza-colored dresser would be just the thing.