Pretty wife get me sandwich.

Blessed are the cheese eaters

… and it goes straight to her dairy-air!

Better than garlic or fish

Pretty Girl Make Grave

– Morrissey, The Smiths

Lookin’ gouda.

I bet she likes blue vein. 😈

How does she eat it?
-Caerphilly.

Ugly wife eat chinese

The Chinese actually reads: “Jellyfish eats cheese”.
Right.

Rumour has it she’s been nibbling the stinking bishop.

– Would you like some husband with that, Madam?

Pretty woman, walkin’ down the street
Pretty woman eating her goat cheese.

Ugly Husband eat dusts like Weinstein

Big fat wife eat Cheetos.
(there’s orange dust everywhere)

Pretty wife now make baby.

Blessed are the cheesemakers,
For they shall have the earth.

PS. As well as the Greek.

@coffeebot.0504
It is not making babies which is the most fun.
It is all the practicing.

BTW. I thought the Chinese hated cheese.

Full speed ahead, and damn the sandwiches!

I’ll eat my pretty lady instead.

Pretty wife scream:
“Hey Moron! Where’s my wine to go with this?”

Gassy husband cut cheese.

Love what you’ve done with the exposed wiring there…oh, and I’ll have the Venezuelan beaver cheese, if you’ve got any.

The high quality of the English script contrasting with the lack of sense in the message makes me think that someone is playing a deliberate prank on someone.

@Filboid: “Not today sir, no.”

The new Wisconsin state motto.