Pizza for masochists

Pizza for masochists

posted on 14 Oct 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

slice-yourself

Photo courtesy of Joan Chu.
Found in Madrid, Spain. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

I’m worried about this porking

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They call it the emo special.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well it takes the biscuit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The red topping isn’t tomato!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Something for Suicide Grills

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Here, sweetie! One slice yourself, one slice your Mommy!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Latest speciality shop.

The self harm store.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Just the place for tear er wrists.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Two slices, please.
– Would you like to go, Madam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

In Spain, French fries YOU!

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

I’m a sadist. I’d rather slice others.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The pain in Spain is easy to explain.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Cutting edge marketing.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Slice yourself, then we gouge you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Well, guys; on the upside, they’re not selling hot dogs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s only 2€, not an arm and a leg.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Try also our Hot Dog – ”Roll over yourself !!!”

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

“My wife has a black belt in cookery! She can kill with one chop!”

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Pizza for matadors Iand visiting samurai) who care about the size of their piece!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

At least it’s not Calle Arsenal and the exploding duck arrives with the pizza.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, can I crap my hands?
– Only if you sh*t yourself, honey.

Eggrish
Eggrish
7 years ago

succulent seppuku

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Manuel! Clean the windows!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@2nd above

Que?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72nd 0402

Que?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Getting back to the Postings about the days a few days ago. A year = 365.242189 days. (Solar/tropical year) A year = 365.25636 days (Siderial year) So you can see the need for an extra day as I postulated. Thus: Wed11th; Non-day 11th; Thu 12th: Fri 13th. However as the Earths spin is getting slower due to the tidal forces of the moon, a siderial day will gradually get longer. So a year, (orbit of the sun) will take less days. The earth slows approx 1.7ms per century. When the moon and the earth were new a day was about… Read more »

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

So let us get back to angular velocities. You will appreciate them if you have a nose heavy V8, with a really light rear. Like the old Holden One-tonners, and you spin it. So think of an Olympic Hammer Throw. You have to spin rapidly to throw it any appreciable distance. However if you could pay out the chain connecting it you would slow down, because the hammer would take longer to orbit you, and thus you would reduce the centripetal force. However the centripetal force of the chain pulls on you. So at some point the hammer accelerating will… Read more »

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Conversely: If we put enough tonnage in space moving faster than the Earth, could we speed the earth up?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Actually no. The object would merely move away until it found a stationary orbit height, or it would fly off into the cosmos.

Centrifigal force on the orbital object, has to equal centripetal force acting on the centre. (Gravity in this case – not a chain)

And that is why Helicopters cannot fly; They are so ugly the Earth repels them. I guess if the Earth had its way, it would cast them too, into the cosmos.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Not even after you (!!)

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