There is nothing better than slipping into something cool, on a hot summer’s day.
Marum
7 years ago
Although, I will pass on the cold Tofu.
Marum
7 years ago
Don’t know about Radish in sweet an sour either.
But I love the way the Japanese do their pickled veges. They make a great lunchtime snack.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
– Would you like some nuts with that?
algernon
7 years ago
Tastes a bit metallic
algernon
7 years ago
I guess thr chicken legs are akimbo
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
– Waiter! What’s a screw doing in my soup?!
– Would you prefer to f u, Madam?
Marum
7 years ago
I thought akimbo = having your hands on your hips.
I would have thought it was mandatory, to have your legs on your hips.
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
She had the burning desire.
Marum
7 years ago
Waiter I want a screw on my table.
Yu no havee screw on table, you long nosed western polevault.
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago
Please Don’t Waste Foot. Extra 50% charge for Legs.
Marum
7 years ago
Boiled screw?
Yes. It helps keep the legs apart on all the Thai chicks.
algernon
7 years ago
Akimbo arms or legs bent outward from the body
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
From ”Breakfast of Captions”
Marum
7 years ago
@Yu No Hoo 0415. Not quite.
She had the desire.
You get the burning, a few days later.
Marum
7 years ago
@algernon. we’re both half right.
akimbo.
.
[əˈkɪmbəʊ]
ADVERB
with hands on the hips and elbows turned outwards:
“she stood with arms akimbo, frowning at the small boy”
•(with reference to limbs) flung out widely or haphazardly.
“he collapsed on the bed, legs akimbo”
Marum
7 years ago
Abimbo = Barbie
Akimbo = Barbie’s best friend. (She’s blonde)
Ahimbo = Ken.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
… followed by spotted dick for dessert.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Here lies the bones of ol’ Screwy Dick
Blest at birth with a corkscrew prick
Spent his life in a fruitless hunt
For a woman with a corkscrew c***
At last he found her, poor Dick fell dead
For the corkscrew c*** had a left hand thread
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Served with surprise corn.
Marum
7 years ago
@DNT 0450. Were he an engineer, Dick would merely have tapped a new thread in the hole.
Marum
7 years ago
Actually by careful machining, it is possible to produce a bi- directional thread. It may lack a little mechanical strength due to the reduced area.
However this can be overcome, by machining a heavier thread. Such as a “square” thread ie. \__/ (shown inverted)
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
I try not to bolt my food.
Marum
7 years ago
“Mrs Black? It’s Dr. Saunders from the hospital here. Has your husband Mr. Harold Black been her for three days for a series of tests?” ‘Yes doctor.’ “our apologies Mrs Black, we have mixed your husband’s tests up with another, gentleman’s who shared the same room. so we don’t know whether he has Alzheimers or AIDS.” ‘What should i do doctor?’ “Well, Mr Black left here about half an hour ago, saying that after three days lying in bed, he was going to walk home, and then have sex with his wife. So if he gets home within the next… Read more »
I like my screws cold.
There is nothing better than slipping into something cool, on a hot summer’s day.
Although, I will pass on the cold Tofu.
Don’t know about Radish in sweet an sour either.
But I love the way the Japanese do their pickled veges. They make a great lunchtime snack.
– Would you like some nuts with that?
Tastes a bit metallic
I guess thr chicken legs are akimbo
– Waiter! What’s a screw doing in my soup?!
– Would you prefer to f u, Madam?
I thought akimbo = having your hands on your hips.
I would have thought it was mandatory, to have your legs on your hips.
She had the burning desire.
Waiter I want a screw on my table.
Yu no havee screw on table, you long nosed western polevault.
Please Don’t Waste Foot. Extra 50% charge for Legs.
Boiled screw?
Yes. It helps keep the legs apart on all the Thai chicks.
Akimbo arms or legs bent outward from the body
From ”Breakfast of Captions”
@Yu No Hoo 0415. Not quite.
She had the desire.
You get the burning, a few days later.
@algernon. we’re both half right.
akimbo.
.
[əˈkɪmbəʊ]
ADVERB
with hands on the hips and elbows turned outwards:
“she stood with arms akimbo, frowning at the small boy”
•(with reference to limbs) flung out widely or haphazardly.
“he collapsed on the bed, legs akimbo”
Abimbo = Barbie
Akimbo = Barbie’s best friend. (She’s blonde)
Ahimbo = Ken.
… followed by spotted dick for dessert.
Here lies the bones of ol’ Screwy Dick
Blest at birth with a corkscrew prick
Spent his life in a fruitless hunt
For a woman with a corkscrew c***
At last he found her, poor Dick fell dead
For the corkscrew c*** had a left hand thread
Served with surprise corn.
@DNT 0450. Were he an engineer, Dick would merely have tapped a new thread in the hole.
Actually by careful machining, it is possible to produce a bi- directional thread. It may lack a little mechanical strength due to the reduced area.
However this can be overcome, by machining a heavier thread. Such as a “square” thread ie. \__/ (shown inverted)
I try not to bolt my food.
“Mrs Black? It’s Dr. Saunders from the hospital here. Has your husband Mr. Harold Black been her for three days for a series of tests?” ‘Yes doctor.’ “our apologies Mrs Black, we have mixed your husband’s tests up with another, gentleman’s who shared the same room. so we don’t know whether he has Alzheimers or AIDS.” ‘What should i do doctor?’ “Well, Mr Black left here about half an hour ago, saying that after three days lying in bed, he was going to walk home, and then have sex with his wife. So if he gets home within the next… Read more »
Redacted: Disregard the last line
Pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises. Really.
@Long Tom 0621.
🐗 Their females get them really wound up.🐖
Boiled screw: it’s f***ing hot.
I’ll take the boiled bolts and nuts.
That’s after the taming of the screw.
@Classic Steve: https://www.amazon.com/Taming-Screw-Dave-Barry/dp/0878574840/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1507416773&sr=1-1&keywords=taming+of+the+screw
Well, it has to be better than screwed boils.
Whoever boiled the screw, are you nuts?