Let’s first become acquaintance with me.

I’ve paid too much

So its bed time

A frieno in neeo is a frieno inoeeo.

We’re gonna 8e 8est frieno!

Who is it?

When you become a friend with me, I will M you.

M-you too! And the horse you rode in on!

The F-you range is available in adult wear.

Become a friend with me and we could live apple-ly together.

‘IT’ will be a pleasant long time friend. I hope.

Him. “I hear you are still a cheery my dear.”

She: “I wouldn’t be so rash as to claim that, but I still have the box it came in.”

EDIT: Cherry. (Ay caramba – por la gran zorra)

I’ll bet I can get her to do better than a two “O”. OO!

Maybe an “🏀OOOOOHH!!🏀”. If I get it just right.

Too many 8s …

Let’s get this str8, shirt …

A frieno to speno? No, thanx.

It will be apple to iPhone too

♪We’re all pheasant pluckers,
And we have pheasant plucking friends,
And we’ll keep on plucking pheasants,
‘Till the pheasant plucking ends♫

Maybe there’s a reason nobody uses Illegible sans.

I ye both be coming me hearties, ye be more than good friends.

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