Just follow the fuse.

Using embryonic cells in security? They must be desperate for staff!

Go Nuclear.

Well it depends whats being examined

They’re allowing the jet planes just a tad too close to the terminal these days.

It’s easier to see whether you were carrying something illegal when you’ve been blown to bits.

If you pass the blast exam, you will be admitted to the League of Superheroes.

Just Go It.

– Nuke

Boom! Bang! Yeah, Sir you are all clear now!

– Look Ma, I’m blowin’!

I thought it was only cars that had suicide doors.

We could erect a blast-shield.

But then, we would need to vacuum out the terminal.

Looks like this one only works on Lunix

Actually. That is why we call it a “terminal”.

Try the amazing Chinese world tour. You will go absolutely everywhere.

Our blow jobs, are to die from.

We turned up the x-ray scanner to 11.

– So, did you examined by the Basic Local Alignment Search Tool, darling?
– I don’t know. There was just a computer blue screen that said ”Error 404” and ”Put your hands in the airport!”

This is really wasteful, because we can’t harvest your organs for potplants.

Similar to Sharknado. These are Elasmoblasts.

Can you give me a hand?

Which one do you want Chang, I have a whole bagful.

Maybe they mean this kind of blast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq3pFI70S-8

Go to 5:20 of the video to see what I refer to.

Must be that travel boom I heard about.

Is that where the Hand Grenade is located?

https://engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/

Um…do I have to?

Sincerely,

Michael Bay

Hmm, why are all those guys near the main entrance wearing large backbacks?