I’ve done worse…

posted on 31 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

making-living

The only job I could find…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Chou.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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They’re suspiciously at your side.

posted on 30 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-your-hands

If the right one doesn’t get you, the left one will.

Photo courtesy of Richard Yang.
Found in China.

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Let’s have dessert each other

posted on 29 Oct 2017 in Snacks

hakone-baked-chocolate-cake

Have a wonderful good day!

Photo courtesy of Jamie L.
Found in Hakone, Japan.

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Are you sure you don’t want the pumpkin spice?

posted on 27 Oct 2017 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

161-bland-coffee

We reuse our grounds.

Photo courtesy of Richard Gannon.
Found in Ayutthaya, Thailand.

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Take your time: the Now Loitering sign is up.

posted on 26 Oct 2017 in Signs

now-smoking-area

Photo courtesy of S.N.
Spotted in Japan.

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This bugs me.

posted on 25 Oct 2017 in Chinglish

pest-room

If you need to go, bring fly swatter…

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Brubacher.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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The beach is popular this year.

posted on 24 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

scenic-area-export

Hey, they’re exporting Times Square!

Photo courtesy of Tommy Tang.
Found in Benxi, China.

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London is more Second world than London.

posted on 23 Oct 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

londonNotebook

It’s a little bigger than London, too.

Photo courtesy of Joseph Palmer.
Notebook found in Latvia.

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Me drive you long time

posted on 22 Oct 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Lambar-Support

Tied drivers should pull over…

Photo courtesy of Todd Orr.

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Smells like Teansparent

posted on 21 Oct 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

influenza-a

Photo courtesy of J.P.
Fingernail decal package from China.

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