You can has…

I have sad news. The Screenprinter died before he finished this shirt.

You think it therefore you is it.

I think.

Therefore I’m live.

#1 thing to do in Hokkaido Perverture:

1. Visit the Kushiro Sign-writers Shrine.

Ah! I should have said Screen-printers Shrine. Sigh, stet.

AS YOU THINK IT. SO TOO WILL YOU BE JUGGED

Yup. I did mean “jugged”

But don’t think back. That would be EVIL.

I think I’ll eat

I’m not sure

It’s live, Jim, but not as we think it.

“LIVE”
Why not?
The alternative looks pretty lousy.

@Marum | 4:16 am: Is that the latest non-surgical breast enlargement method?

@DNT 0425.

Phasers on stun Mr. Jerkoff.

Checkov! Cap’n. Checkov!

@DNT 0429.

Nein! We were going to use judges. But we couldn’t pry them away from their jugs.

Q: How do you stop Judges drinking in their Chambers?

A: Weld the lids shut.

…..has giant rats.

A financial center and has bankrupt edges.

has fraud, deception, deceit, treachery, swindling, guile, trickery, duplicity, double-dealing, chicanery, sharp practice, imposture, fraudulence, spuriousness. (the ubiquitous Dr Roget)

Just couldn’t fit them all on the shirt.

iThink iPhone

, a financial center and has *insert your favorite urine soup recipe here*

– I’ll take size XXXL, please.
– You think you’ll trim the skirt, Madam?

This is your shirt on narcolepsy.