Why? Becaused, that’s why.

‘Twill also inflict a nasty surprise, if you pee into it.

Or cut your fingers off

There once was a bloke called Dan,
Who put his male part in a fan,
The fan tied it in a knot,
Then tore off the lot,
And ended the love-life of our man.

Where theres a wound theres a way

I would actually hate to have a fan or any other device, getting awound in my body.

I weally would.

I am not a fan of product trouble.

2nd worst movieever made; The Revenge of the Killer Ceiling Fans.

(1st: Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes)

Employers don’t want short-handed staff.

UNHAND ME YOU FAN! You!

Old oriental joke.

Fan blades replaced by rotary mower blades.

Oriental have great sense of humour. Hahahahahahahahehehehehe.

Motors kill motor skill.

Not even the Hand of Death.

The troubled young fan ended up wounding many of the patrons at the theater.

Awww, that first sentence was doing so well…of not.

Becaused you’ll be captioned!

To be of not to be – that is the becaused

It must be very popular. All those fans!

Becaused the shiat will hit it.