Visceral fortitude

I applied for a job there, but I didn’t have the stomach for it.

This company was founded on intestinal fortitude.

Its all just a bit messy

A subsidiary of Balls Inc

I feel bowel movement

The logo picture explains everything

A few years back, I saw a truck with the name “Cousins Disposal” while driving. I regret not having a pen on hand to write down their number.

They are belly good.

Peristalsis brothers at your service!

Smooth move, Exlax!

No thanks. I like my guts precisely where they are now. I DON’T NEED ANY OF THEM RELOCATED..

OK Tojo. Do that again, and your at$e will be relocated.

Their service is offal!

Removals?

“Yes sir.”

Good. I have a Mother-in-law I need removing.

Purveyors of really hot curries.

I have some bowels that need moving.

Takes real guts to hire them.

So *that’s* who delivers the ingredients to the school cafeteria!

We hire sumo wrestlers!

They are ready to meat all of your expectations.