To err is hunan.

To err is hunan.

posted on 4 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

characteristics-of-hunan-ass

Characteristic: most noticeably, the smell.

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Siegel.
Menu found in Shaanxi, China.

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Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I do not doubt that it is delectable.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Speaking of characteristics; Filipina ladies like to be bitten. (quite hard)
Some of my Aussie friends were like; WTF.

My answer was always. If your lady likes it – do it. Why not? She will do anything for you, that you like.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Served on a plate with a crack in it.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well it takes like ….. .

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

I think we’re getting a bum steer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Craption is made at here!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well its stinks

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Tastes like sit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Served with gluteus rice.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

I’ll have mine medium-rear please.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Well if you don’t want to eat it.

YOU CAN SPANK IT.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The plate has a sat in finish.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Diner: Waiter. I would like some Hunqn Ass.

Waiter: Maximus, medius, or minimus sir

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The Hunan ass is connected to the Shaanxi.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Because the wider pelvis in relation to height, means that the female leg is at an angle, compared to the male leg which is relatively straight. This combines to make the Gluteus Maximus more rounded, plus a thicker layer of subcutaneous fat, gives the female posterior that delightful round shape, that wiggles when they walk.

There! That explanation doesn’t sound romantic at all. Does it?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DNT 0438 True actually. The Gluteus Maximus extends all the way d;own to the Tibia. (shinbone)

♫The ass is connected to the shanxi,
And the shanxi is connected to the footsie,
And the footsie kicks the arsexi,
And that’s the way of the Lord 🎶

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ah! That long slightly bent thing.

It’s a tapeworm!

coffeebot
7 years ago

I’m only hunan…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum: Some men like women with long legs, while others prefer women with shorter legs. I like something in between. 😈

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Mao ZeDong was born in Hunan Province. This dish was his favorite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Which hunan?
– Wonan!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

To the human males who always make sexist and perverted captions to every Engrish photo, I have but one thing to say: Go home, oh sapiens!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Characteristics of hunan ass: It pulls out rottenly and farts sexy style.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! There’s a Hunan in my ass!
– Oh, I was afraid it’s Sum Ting Wong, Madam.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Lora 0817. I have the typical male brain. 60% Sex. 35% Sport And the remaining 5% is there to handle all that extraneous sh1t, which stops me enjoying sex or sport. But don’t knock it. If most of us were not geared that way, why would we commit our whole lives and income, to a lady and her needs, and children. Very few other animals do. Once the male has done his job, he is off to the next (in season) female. BTW. We are one of the few animal species which does not know,(sense) when it’s females are in… Read more »

zankhana
zankhana
7 years ago

@ Marum. You are only partially correct. Over decades I have replicated experiments published in numerous reports on the very subject. My findings concur, although sometimes with hilarious results….. Firstly, the human male has lost his instinct for the oestrous status of females surrounding him, however the females surrounding him will become profoundly aware of his potential to sire their offspring and may well act on such instinct should he present a high level of androstenone but only if she is currently in oestrous and not taking any of the more popular contraceptive pills. One can buy androstenone from any… Read more »

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

perfect match for the Hunan hole

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