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It’s More Than-a-porn Handicraft!
Sell a wing? That’s a matter of a pinion.
It’s more Than a porn if someone is doing anything with a donkey that intimately!
When you trim the skirt, make sure there is still enough to cover the ass.
Trim the skirt? That’s less Thanaporn.
First trim the skirt excessively, then a porn.
You Wannaporn more Thanaporn?
Sell a kidney, not a donkey
This translation is Laos-y.
Only a jackass would get intimate with a donkey.
At last a shop that sells flying donkeys
Is it hung like one
Thanporn is the home of “The Donkey Show”
Our customers can all go to beggary.
EDIT: Our customers can all go to buggary
This bloke finds this antique lamp. Suddenly there is a flash of light and three blondes appear. “WTF” he exclaims. The three blondes chorus; “We are your genies. You have three wishes.” “Aha!” he says. “I have that one all worked out. I want three million dollars, and a mansion on the Gold Coast, and I want to be hung like a black man.” So he gets all that, and then the blondes throw a rope over a branch of a tree, and lynch him. The three blondes then chorus; “Why would he want that?” MORAL OF THE STORY….Don’t trust… Read more »
“That’s a helluva act General…..”
The Great Ho Tung says: Lady who is intimate with donkey, end up more than a little hoarse.
@Marum 5:54 : His Great Grand son, the Tiny Hole Tung, prefers intimacy with Chicks.
Don’t get intimate with a male donkey. You will get the jack.
I don’t know about Donkeys, but an acquaintance opened a fetish club based on bestiality, flagellation and necrophilia. It was never going to work. He was flogging a dead horse!