Reduce, renew, useless.

Useless plastic bags need love too.

Useless silly plastic bags

Love is a plastic bag

The mascot for Hong Kong is a useless plastic bag.

I kiss the seam of your purple plastic; ‘O Great One.

Well if your lady insists on regular cosmetic surgery, she could be classed as a useless “plastic bag”.

Also a damned expensive one too.

We had a great relationship. Then the bottom fell out.

The sign maker spaced out on this one, and didn’t.

Love? Well, I have heard of couples using plastic bags as condoms…

Show your love for your health. Smokeless cigarettes.

The grammar nazi in me says it should be USEFEWER, but that nazi has no sense of humour.

They can even do plastic surgery on your lady’s – errrr – you know. Apparently they can even restore her virginity.

The first time I heard that, I was rolling around laughing. I figured I was a victim of a weird practical joke. It appears to be true. Can you imagine anything more useless to append your money on.

Hhehehehehe, hahahahahaha, hohohohho. Just the thing for a second honeymoon. Gurgle, snort. 😕

EDIT: append = spend

@DNT 0510. If you need a plastic bag, I only hope your lady can suck as well as you can blow. 🎇

@Marum | 5:27 am: I’m all for recycling, but that’s carrying things a bit too far! 🙄

We , evil westerners, use many many plastic bags.

Try picking up dog poop and you will find plastic bags very useful!

When I was a boy down the Gold Coast, I used to ask people not to throw their plastic bait-bags into the ocean. The usual answer was WTF is it to you? When I grew big and strong, they found out WTF it was to me. I used to cast them off the rocks after their discarded plastic. I would then yell: “Right DH, while you are there pick up a few f—-n more!” It always amazes me, how stupidity and ignorance seem to go hand in hand. They are wrong, and they try to bluff it out with loudmouthed… Read more »

Did they miss a comma? Are they talking to the bags?

Also called ”Hong Dong Con Doms”

I prefer abuseless plastic bags

PVC = Please Vinyl Carefully

But… but I need big blue plastic bags to store my recyclables in!

@Marum-No, what you did was quite justifiable.

@Classic Steve 0725. Duh! I thought it was an heroic toast.

And that is why today, there are no plastic bags in Hong Kong…

I’ve been called many things in my time, but a Useless Plastic Bag takes the (rice)cake.

The sign maker should have said “use fewer”. More grammatically correct.

Oh, I see DnT thou8ght of that already. However, smokeless cigarettes (also known as “vapes”) are NOT safe for you after all.

Use less useless plastic bags