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Even black mannequins don’t have one.
In his daks are socks not cocks.
Well, this should be a hit.
Q. What’s long black and quite delicious.
A. Blutwurst.
President Moon (ing).
At an eland sale, everything is still too deer.
@DNT 0412. It’s all 2-in-tents for me too.
But one can always ask for an o-kapi instead.
If its in North Korea, the tall black bloke is probably Dennis Rodman.
it’s
Life is two shorts.
Run, Price, run!!
Great, I’m looking for something dyed.
It’s not right and it’s not fair!
(The left leg on either mannequin).
It is amazing to think, that Dennis Rodman knows more about Kimmie than the whole US Govt., the CIA, and everyone else rolled together.
But then. If all their politicians are as bright as ours, maybe it really isn’t a surprise.
clothes to die for
Wouldn’t be seen dead in it
Do you accept dead presidents?
Approved by All Fried Hitch Cock
Probably by iPhone killer
A sign of stiff competition in the clothing market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjprbfOuwzs
Rocky Mannenoff must own that store.
I wouldn’t be caught dead in plaid and mixed solid color.
@DNT 0524. Especially in lager denominations.
Puts me in mind of PNG.
The trick to expedite matters, was to include a few “Somare Heads”.
Referred to as; Grisim pam. (“a” pronounced “ar” ie. parm).
In my best Motuan….Bahmahuta taubada.
Haha. As with all “grease” it make things move easier. From one’s personal thing, right up to matters of national importance. Gris may not always be money. As a senior copper once said to me; “We all have a price.” It could be anything from one’s own fantasies, (fetishes or perversions) or the safety or welfare of one’s family. Anyway. I ruminated on this for several weeks – priding myself on my honesty – before finally concluding he was correct. I realised what my “price” is. Not that I would ever let it be known, ,em.BY ANYONE. But at least… Read more »
Of course I realize. The OPERATORS MANUAL for the female of the species, may be larger than the Greater Oxford Dictionary.
We men are so much simpler: Feed us well and f–k us well, and most of us will be content for life. Something that most Aussie ladies, and by all accounts USA ladies too, never understand, and even if they do, it is “beneath them” to do so.
If anyone wishes to contest my theory, I would be entertained to peruse their theory for the ever increasing divorce rate.
Old habits die hard.
@Marum-I read long ago that in centuries past, divorces were rare because spouses often died before marriages did. From plagues, injuries, war, childbirth, diseases that could not be cured, etc.
All prices matter.
@Yu No Hoo | 8:58 am: Habits? I suspect this store has nun.
@Long Tom. 0158. I was not referring to that far past. Just my parent’s and grandparents generation. Although I will admit, that WWI killed off so many men, that many women never had a husband, between the wars. Thus, the population did not increase rapidly. (Both Aust & NZ)
If government had more guts, plus a bit of lateral thinking. (Ho ho ho) Polygamy would have made sense, for the good of the nation
ALSO:
My grandparents, my parents, and my wife’s too, stayed married until they died. Most of my friends people too. So! Maybe we were the typical “WASPS” of that era.
From what I have seen of most divorces, most subsequent marriages have no greater success than the first. I consider that….To be the triumph of HOPE over EXPERIENCE.
One of my mates nickname was: Mater Prize Home. (Every women gets a house) We told him, that it would be cheaper if he found a woman he really hated, and gave her a house. He would save thousands on lawyers bills.
@DNT 0458.
Q: Did you hear about the priest they fired?
A: The Church didn’t like the Habits he was getting into.
@ Marum 3:44 am
Well he heard that nuns were supposed to be chased.
If you want the last item you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands!