Hey, my eyes are up here…

Something about where the wild geese go.

Sorry.
A cool mind and a hot c—, is my preference.

Its more than I can bear

Q. How does a make Polar bear find a female Polar Bear, on a long dark Arctic winter night?

A. Absolutely superb.

Looks like a severe case of heat stroke

The good news: Eskimo men will gladly loan you their wife.

The bad news: Have you seen what Eskimo women are built like.

Still. It probably pays to have a good layer of fat, if you live full time in that climate. Every other animal species seems to have. Even the Siberian Tiger has a layer of fat under its skin. Which is most unusual for wild-cats. (The males grow to damn near 400Kg – 880lbs)

Are you trying to throw me off the trail?

What!!!! Do you think I am my brother’s kipper? 🐧

Q. When humans wear a Seal-skin Coat, why do they always wear the fur on the inside, just the opposite to what a seal does?

A. If seals wore the fur on the inside, it would be too tickly for them to stand. So they would spend all their time rolling around laughing.

What a nice pair of polar boobs!

@Marum: I think that Eskimos have long since stopped doing so.

And French people have no special penchant for the comedy of Jerry Lewis.

Leave out the N LY and you have a remedy for the fever.

It doesn’t bear thinking about.

@Marum | 4:15 am: Clever Eskimo men! Get someone else to warm her up first.

And cold body

Let’s beer with tea shirt!

I’m flashing back to the 1970’s on M*A*S*H where Frank Burns…err, I mean the Frank Burns that was actually on TV…where after Hot Lips complains about how he just sees her as a sex object, Frank says “I love your brain! Let me kiss your beautiful brain…..”

♪♫ Sunshine, on my polar bear, makes him cranky….♪♫

Nice shirt. Does it also have a bear behind?

He fond he was pushing all her wrong buttons.

One could say; He had found all her erroneous zones.

Guess what event happens in Alaska during the summer? The coming-out party…

…for humungous numbers of mosquitoes. Yes, I learned of this when reading about Alaska.

@Long Tom. I would have guessed the Eskimo thing was probably an apocryphal story anyhow.

But what with the Jerry Lewis thing?
Are you trying to drive me crazy with a non-sequitur? In which case that would not be a drive, but a conceded putt.
Forgive my French, (it is not one of my languages) but I thought the Frogs called him “Le Roi du crazy”. (The King of crazy) Which, (to me) implies, that they either loved or respected him.

🎜Bear bear bear, Nice purple shirt🎝

Of course my inference is merely my inference, and has no bearing on what the Frogs really implied.

@Marum-I actually asked a French person about this. Jerry Lewis was popular-for a time. The American celebrity who is popular today is Woody Allen, believe it or not. Though he admitted his movies are translated into French, and you wonder how much material is actually Woody Allen’s original and how much is French comedy added instead.

The Jerry Lewis movie I actually enjoyed was “The Disorderly Orderly”, and that movie would be easily translated into other languages.