Granny Goodbeans had a secret talent.

She thinks that’s what “blow job” means.

What’s in the bottle? Bubble mixture?

“I don’t think I can take 67 more of those……”

For those who are farty and over

So, who wants to get into her pants?

May I suggest ”Blowin’ in the Wind”?

“They call me the breeze;
I keep blowin’ down the road.”

Was that a frog

With a whiff of hmm a can’t put my finger on it

I’m too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it farts

– Right Said Fred

It’s the cheapest scent you can wear — Chanel No. 2.

Hello sailor, my name is Toots.

“Flatulence will get you everywhere my dear.”

That’s what putting Cabbage juice in your water bottle, does.

Q. What is the difference between a vagina and a bum-hole?”
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Well. didn’t I stuff that one up!

Q. What is the difference between a refrigerator and a bum-hole?”
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

I thought I had corrected it before I sent it.

She starred in The Fart and Furious.

She can make it hard for you……. to breathe!

Must be an anti-gravity TShirt.

Without it, her knockers are around her navel.

HOSTILE?

Yes. With spurs too please.

@Marum | 5:44 am: You know what happens if you confuse a vagina with a refrigerator? Your tool gets cold and your beer gets warm.

Over farty and not out.

Whilst making love on the wharf.

She: “Sorry ’bout that.”

He: ‘Oh! I thought it was the foghorn on the supertanker.’

Somebody opened the kimchi jar!

Would you like to buy – a bowel?

Correction: Would you like to buy – a bowell?

When she is really inspired, she can play reveille.