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If the cap fits
Gee I’m not sure
Heterophony for some, homophony for others.
Life is s sequins of events.
They
Really
Understand
My
Pleasure
I can’t wear this, it keeps getting knocked off.
Yep. Most of them are phony. Except for the love of a good woman.
50% rayon, 50% put-on.
A Phony normally grows into a Phorse.
Oh, for f*** *ake!
Seeing it looks like a suit of Chain-mail
That is why Camelot vanished. (King Arthur’s one that is)
When love, honour, and chivalry, were no longer the most important things in the world, then Camelot would vanish forever.
If you see a girl wearing this, count her feet.
This is a genuine, Iphony Oloton Cally Case.
I’m waiting for next iPhony.
Part of a ‘Hello Phony’ collection
It’s a headphony!
Made in Chnia.
Too many phony is the cause of so many Selfie.
@DNT 0412.
From
Understandtng
Comes
Knowledge
DNT I used to do that in letters I wrote to government departments. Of course I didn’t line them up on the margin,
If I knew that the denizens of a department were especially thick, I would do the caps in a different colour. 💃
@DNT I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. However if one is dealing with sub-morons, one has to lower one’s self slightly, to couch the insults in terms they will comprehend.
Hmmmm…I’ve never seen a cap with buddhism on it before.
Un autentico farsante.
In English an “authentic phony” is a contradiction in terms.
Yes, I do realize that the Espanol sense = complete.
@Pete 0650 Yes. Each one of those round things is a miniature Prayer Wheel. (As in Tibetan Buddhism)
@Marum 7:01,
Makes me wonder: If all those little wheels spun fast enough in the right directions, would the cap lift off and fly around?
Or, on second thought, would it go nuclear?
Put a few rhinestones on it too.
For wearing when you watch professional wrestling.
@Marum | 6:29 am: If you want something more permanent, google “John McCaffrey’s headstone”. It’s in Montreal, Canada.
(I couldn’t find a link that looked reliable.)
Is this real life?