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Not completely sure about this place.
…therefore I eat.
Photo courtesy of Mark Whitley.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.
(115 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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Dinner and a show
I Think So?
I don’t think so.
Not another Asian Karaoke joint.
Full of tone-deaf drunken white yobbos.
It has only been rated ‘OK’ apparently…
I think so therefore I eat
I Think So I Suk Ho
They serve IMO food.
You think it’s a restaurant, I think it’s a toilet
One tour operator in PNG used to do it properly. The men had women had to dress up in full bilas and perform a return “sing sing” for their host tribe.
Imagine all these whities; Men in penis-gourds, and feathers with full paint, (bilas) and the women, bare breasted, ass nating lo grass skirt.
Once they got over their initial shyness, and with the help of a wee dram of Scotch, a great time was had by all.
50% Restaurant / 50% Undecided
Do not think
Do not even try
Enter separately
It is unto music, such as a Demolition Derby is, to Formula 1.
– Can’t you think English?
– Yes! I so!
The food is I think, NO NO.
AKA Credible Edibles.
When karaoke happens, carrying a club is a wise choice.
I have a reservation.
On one trip, one of my PNG mates and I were helping. With her permission, we dressed this brown skinned young Aussie lady like a Motuan kekeni. With the help of a photograph, and some black felt pens, we decorated her with all the Motuan tattoos as if she was competing in the Hiri Moale Festival. She learnt a basic Motuan traditional dance. So we had our own Hanenamo Queen. When she performed four of us stood in the background and sang, much to her surprise – I am Australian. She was such a hit, all the local men wanted… Read more »
@DNT 0433. Thou art wise beyond thy pay scale. ‘O learned one.
Personally, I would torture them to death, by making them listen to endless replays (no video) fo; Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe.
Sori tumas.. Sung by Bruce Woodley. I am getting my singers and my cricketers scrambled.
Bruce Woodley, Peter Yarrow, Mary Travers. (The Seekers)
Mary Travers could sing a shopping list, and make it sound great.
Oh Athol Guy too.
May contain traces of dinner.
There is an à la Descartes menu.
Funny, we’re more likely to deliver “I don’t think so” in a sing-song tone.
Dinner for a song?
Or, singing for my supper?
Whatever, so long as I’m not sleeping with the hairbrush fishes.