Someone doesn’t like eggs…

Just stop being silly and runny

She can fire eggs out of her fennel, and shoot down ducks.

Laid by a dumb cluck.

Just be 100 years old

Laid by a fum duck?

The perfect answer to :”How would you like your eggs?”
“Stupid.”

May contain nuts.

Maybe they mean cracked?

Eggs, the other white men.

They scramble them, by firing them out of a shanghai.

I’ve heard of people being called “good eggs” and “bad eggs”, but…

Watch out, when you go to the toilet.

They have peeking ducks.

The lunch don’t eat it

What’s the difference between stupid and non-stupid egg anyway?

The characters do translate literally to “fried stupid chicken egg”. I guess there is also a variation on this dish with smart eggs.

– Loony side up, Madam?

Goes nicely with some mental liqueur

Hey, they’re not stupid, just yokels.

Our Chef can juggle scrambled eggs.

The smart eggs hatched and ran away.

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am: A non-stupid egg is one that gets laid more than once. 😉

I used to have a Vietnamese boss who was born in the UK and grew up in the US. Culturally he was very American, so we on our team at work called him a “banana”…yellow on the outside and white on the inside. He once told them in front of me that culturally I was more Asian than he was. And we wondered aloud “Hmmm…what’s white on the outside but yellow on the inside?” Laughing he looked at me and in front of the whole team he said “An Egg!” OK, so I am the Egg-man. I am not the… Read more »

@DnT 5:48,

In other words, more than just a one-night plop…?

Remember, Shanghai’s in the PRC.
I guess if the eggs get too smart for their own good, they get beaten!

(Haha….beat the eggs….)

Funny, “egghead” usually implies the opposite.

Smart eggs would have avoided the frying pan.

Be careful not to get those little dunce caps stuck in your teeth.

Stupid eggs are fum ducks.

Stupid eggs, are not ova intelligent.

Smart eggs, are fallopian around laughing.

An eggs favourite drink – Asti Spermante. (Asti Spumante)

Tellin jokes to eggs is not a good idea, for they all crack up.

I was not going to post all those lousy egg puns.

But somebody egged me on.

Seriously: I hope I didn’t accidentally get rid of the “score boxes”. I went back to the distant archives and was stuffing around with the HTML, to both get special effects ,and find which version it was/is.

I hope I didn’t inadvertently scramble their layout.

@Classic Steve: The term “egghead” implies somebody who may be highly educated and have great mental capabilities, yet lack street smarts For example, somebody who thinks they re knowledgeable about homelessness without having experienced it themselves or meeting any actual homeless people or those who have worked with them.

Joke in a Three Stooges movie: Moe is asked by a waitress how he wants his eggs. He replies: “Sunny side down, and don’t turn it over!”

I once confused a waitress by making the same rep0ly to the same question.

@Marum | 4:05 pm: And here I was thinking a pun about stupid eggs having a lot of saturated fatuous would be too silly! 🙄

@Marum | 4:11 pm: You better get in there and fix it before I have to make a Trump comment. I would really miss all those down-votes. 😛

DNT Hmmm! Could be. At one stage I was frigging about, with Header and line commands.

@ Droll not Troll | 5:48 am: Her name is Fennel …

Truly, getting egg on one’s face is just stupid.

I shall pass this one. Give me some clever eggs, sunny-side up please!

“Eggs. I don’t like eggs!”

— Regarding Henry