I would do anything for rove…

I would do anything for rove…

posted on 6 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

meat-roaf

…But I won’t eat that.

Photo courtesy of Ben Ricker.
Found in Suzhou, China hotel. 

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Marum
Marum
7 years ago

He’s dead isn’t he?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That would be an effen huge Meat Loaf.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Its a rat outa hell

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Woof Woof.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Whoever made this sign was quite an oaf.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I won’t eat any meat that goes “ROAF!”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Woman to Butcher: “I hear the meat you sell is bad.”

Butcher: ‘Worse madam worse! The meat we sell is dead.’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Made of reftovels.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DNT.

Q. How do you make a dog go MEEEOOOWW.

A. You freeze it, and put it through the bandsaw.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

One meatrovels Pizza please.

coffeebot
coffeebot
7 years ago

get a road of that sign

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The meat is really Rat.

We’re just pretending it’s Dog, so as to not upset anyone.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

What it is, we really can’t say.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It is the box they keep their supplies in.

When you lift the lid, Roaf leaps out and screams: “SUPPLIES! sUPPLIES

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DrLex 0403

Don’t you mean – was r oaf.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Solly abt the glammel

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 4:01 am: Meat Loaf is still alive. He is 69.
Well, that’s his age, anyway. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They need to stop mincing their words.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 4:08 am: BOOM-BOOM!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“Let me sreep on it, baby baby let me sreep on it…….”

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Let me introduce someone: Roaf, meat crispy. Crispy, meat roaf.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

I’d rye fol you, and that’s the tluth.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Two outta three ain’t bad!

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Low, low, low’s yer boat,
Sinking in the steam,
Mellery, mellery, mellery, mellery
Rife is my strange dream….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

ROAFMAO!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

They pray lock’n’lol

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Would you like some flies with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I prefer Meat Meow

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“His name is Lobert Paurson, his name is Lobert Paurson……”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Sit! Roll over! Lie down!
– Roaf! Roaf!

The Dude
The Dude
7 years ago

Rike a bat out of herr, I’rr be gone when the molning comes!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Rover, is that you!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Rhat? No Rooby Snacks?

George
George
7 years ago

Even if it were written as “meat loaf”, it still wouldn’t be correct. The Chinese translates to “Swiss bread”, probably zopf.

zankhana
zankhana
7 years ago

“Lovely to meat you”

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Onry served at runchtime

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

“Roaf may refer to:

Romanian Air Force
People surnamed Roaf:

Andree Layton Roaf (1941-2009), member of Arkansas Supreme Court
Michael Roaf (contemporary), British orientalist
Willie Roaf (born 1970), American football player”

So, this is human meat.

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