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Maybe it’s here or maybe it’s there.
1970 is too specific. Should have been: βfounded sometimeβ.
The address of Nowhere Man.
Oh for the love of Richard Nixon.
βͺ β« There’s a place for us
Somewhere, a place for us.. βͺ β«
They seek him here,
Thy seek him there,
Those Chinese seek him everywhere.
Is he in Guangzhou,
Is he in Foshan,
That daring evasive Somewhere Man.
AS they say in China: TANKS FOR THE MEMORY.
“Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
“Quite possibly. I’ve been somewhere before.”
This is the club shirt of the famous Homosexual Tennis Team.
They play really well. But you should see what happens when the Umpie calls; “Change ends!”
Comes in “small,” “medium,” and “at large.”
The next track meet is sometime day.
When you try to be evasive but still end up being spotted.
Founded 1970, losted sometime later.
SchrΓΆdinger’s shirt.
This is not here.
@DNT 0442. Do you imply that it is a shirt, only if the observer expects it to be one?
Well, as I am damn hungry, I expected to be a plate of Sushi, However it still looks like a long sleeved shirt.
Or am I inferring something which isn’t intended by your reference to the good Professor Erwin Rudolf Josef Alexander SchrΓΆdinger? πΏ
”Somewhere over the rainbowl …”
TOURIST SIGNAND MAP: This is where you are not.
Made in Somewhere
50% Defined / 50% Undefined
– Do not place
– Do not anywhere dry
– Whatever separately
Oddly, NHK has a documentary series on walking tours throughout various cities and towns of the world called “Somewhere Street”.
Maybe I oughta find the store in Gifu carrying this shirt, and ship some to the producer and director of the series….
π
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somewhere_Street
A: Somewhere Place…is that around the corner from Sesame Street?
B: No, it’s over the rainbow.
A: Forget it, too far. I’ll go look for Somewhere Square. At least that rhymes!
” Excuse me, I speak jive.”
Somewhere Place
Population: Somewho
See my athletic team jive,
Such a lazy jive,
And everyone you meet comin’ down the street just to see my athletic team jive.
It’s where I met My Love
@The Dude | 6:48 am: Thanks for that earworm! π
Lucky I’m a Wizzard fan.
My favorite place at Jive Ivy University was Hella Books Library.
Must be a university in Oz. L. Frank Baum’s Oz, not Australia.