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I heard you like ships…
You know what else it looks like? A ship.
Photo courtesy of Phil Nassauer.
Found in an old park in Shandong, China.
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A fine example of traditional workmanship.
I ship the ship that ships
It myet be a boat
Ship, ship, shooray!
Beware of shippery.
In China it’s just a piece of junk.
We don’t need a bigger boat, we just need a shippier ship.
So, this one is a hut hutting?
Shippy McShip Face?
Are you shipping me?
Loose mutts sink huts.
Truly a piece of shipshod workmanship.
OK so now I’m waiting for the photo of a Pizza Hut built in the shape of a pizza…
I am the captain of my own hut.
Like hull it is!
How much hut would a ship shape ship if a ship shape could ship hut?
Ship shaper Sheppard styled shipshape ships,
And the shipshape ships which Sheppard shaped were seaworthy sailers.
HOLY SHIP !!!
Is that a mast or are you just happy to see me?
The first woman commander of a naval vessel in the Royal Navy was upset, because the male commanders had bigger launches to go ashore in than hers.
It was, obviously, a clear cut case of pinnace envy.
It is obvious, that Shandong gives all of China the ships.
Ah, frigate.
How many shapes could a shipping ship ship if a shipping ship could ship shapes?
It really looks shipshape.
Shipshape and full of seamen.
Watch yer step on the poop deck!
It’s like Pizza Hut, except they sell fish and ships.
^ Or maybe fich and ships.
Danger!
Construction Zone.
Beware of flying ships.
Hey, don’t you dare scow at me!
Ship happens
Ship is a clever sheep, shipping on the trees.
My hovercraft is full of ship.
Sheeping time from China is just too long.
Sailors are a matey lot (matelot)
@72rd 1307 . A friend of mine back in 1966 ran his VW sedan up the bum of a cow, He went to hospital to get a couple of cuts repaired. We retrieved the car.
You’ve heard of serious accidents, well this was an hilarious one. The car was full of ship, to the height of the seat cushions, both front and back, plus miscellaneous amounts sprayed at random around the inside of the vehicle.
Until that day, I never realised one single cow could contain so much ship.
Oh. To explain. The cow stuck its bum through the windscreen, which explains both his cuts, and how the ship ended up inside the car.
@Pete 0531.
And lose muffs, sink divers.
Loose, (damn)
Oh, it’s a nave.
Momeeee, I broke my shippy cup!
You know what they say, “All shipping ship ships”!
Ok, I sure know all ships ship ships, but . . .
it all still sound like a piece of ship (sp?) to me.
“So I herd yuo liek shipz . . . ”
Wonder if the more bizarre anime fans write Mudkips ‘shipping stories.