Get a grip

How Shong!

But slip down gently

OK. Then what is an unscrupulous landslip?

Use non slippery water

My auntie Slippy had anti-slippy slippers.

@Marum: the unscrupulous landslip will still kill you even if you are wearing your anti-slippy slippers.

If your lady asks nicely, you may use anti slippy slipper to paddle her cute little backside.

Unscrupulous landslips sink slipper slips.

I use anti-slippy pills.

NOTE: When you are a slip, slip anti-slippery slipper on a landslip until wet.

“Slippery When Wet” Bruce Brown surfing movie 1958.

You wouldn’t want to slip and hurt your scruples.

Scrupulous lady, Please use anti-baby pill and slip

@72rd 0420 The Vatican has finally approved a contraceptive pill.

The lady holds it between her thighs.

I only brought my sloppy slippers. Better zip down to the slipper shop and snap up a nifty pair of anti-slippy slippers.

I put on my lead laden shoes.

Slippy slippers smack saucy sheilas. 😈

@BFC 0435. Why? Are you going muff-diving?

Come to think of it. They’re better than Abalone.

How did they come up with this translation? They guest!

This is what happens when you spray WD-40 on duct tape.

1scruple = 20grains.

350scruples = 1lb.

– egg and bacon
– egg sausage and bacon
– egg and slip
– egg bacon and slip
– egg bacon sausage and slip
– slip bacon sausage and slip
– slip egg slip slip bacon and slip
– slip sausage slip slip bacon slip tomato and slip

…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top asleep.

MORE USELESS INFORMATION:

Scruple, unit of weight in the apothecaries’ system, equal to 20 grains, or one-third dram, and equivalent to 1.296 grams. It was sometimes mistakenly assigned to the avoirdupois system. In ancient times, when coinage weights customarily furnished the lower subdivisions of weight systems, the scruple (from Latin scrupulus, “small stone” or “pebble”) was a unit of Roman commercial weight as well as a unit of coinage weight. One drachma, the basic Greek silver unit, consisted of three scruples.

@jjhitt 0511. Yes. It appears totally DUCT to ne too.

Man: I wonder where that landslip has gone. Woman: You did love it so. You looked after it like a dear guest. Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Woman: Is it in the Hao Sheng? Wouldn’t you like to know. It was a lovely little slipper. Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go. Woman: Where can the slipper be? Man in audience: Have you thought of the Pecker Supporter? Woman: It is a most scrupulous landslip. Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go! Woman: Oh slippy, slippy, slippy, slip. Man: slip, slip, slip,… Read more »

I think the translator slipped up.

Star Fox: “If I hear you tell me to do a barrel roll again, I’m going to kick you with my slipper, Slippy!”

In Italian, ‘slip’ means underwear…

Not just in Italian. “Pardon me, your slip is showing!”

Concierge desk, please.
Yes, hello? I was wondering…do you have any anti-slippy condoms?