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Poll Hereford?

So it leaves a tag

Wine, women, and song?

Please yourself mate, but for me, I can do without the music.

@Algernon. 0401. Didn’t it hurt to be dehorned?

Incrudes Ear-birds

Let the moosic moove you.

Sales clerk, can you show me how to “steer” these newfangled headphones?

These are the best you ever herd.

Lightweight?
That’s bull, judging from the package!

Cow fort is not as bad as bull shut.

The best in its field for cowfort.

Earwigs for your ear comfort.

Enjoy the wusic

Wade in China

I could use anudder headset.

The only sound they produce is ”Woo”

Guaranteed to last for heifer.

I thought about buying these, but they want too much moo-la for them.

Fetchez la vache!

Looks like these are on sail.

Q. What do you get, if your cow listens to Boy George all the time?

A. Homo genised Milk.

You might say I’m safe and SOUND inside my cowfort.

Does it play Brahmas…I mean Brahms?

“What a nin-cow-poop!”

Cowfort? That’s a load of bull…

Having an ear hook actually sounds quite painful.

Customer giving it a pre-purchase listen:

Hey, this music really MOOOOves me!

Moosik taste better innit

Comes with leather ear pads.

Don’t the horns get in the way?

Visit us at mmm.cowfort.cow

For the cow to enjoy before she gets turned into farst food.

also check out our sheep-inspired headphones, Bleats by Dre

@UCity 0748.
Especially if it is my left-hook. :evyl:

hmm. 👿

♫Marese doats,
N doese doats,
And little lambse divie♪

For your creature cowfort!

Bovine audiophiles, anybody?

Old Macdonald had a pair of headphones, E-I-E-I-O!