The cage for tourists is that way…

Don’t be such a snowflake

Where you can buy tourists

Beaches are overrated.

Is it for the visitors or the locals?

Our vacations will make you want to vacate.

I’m not into isms.

Just as popular as ratriotism.

Ask for the “overnight” package.

The Chinese actually says something akin to “Items for tourists” or “Items for traveling”.

That said, it’s the old adage by P.T. Barnum, Jr.*:
“There’s a tourist born to be suckered every minute in every country!”

*That is, the way I heard it, at least!”

Tour-ism as a religion was doomed to fail. Nobody showed up at church since they were all on vacation.

So1 This sign is to encourage bent tourists.

Never knew the Chinesee were so kinky.

Our tourist industry has not been the same since the last taifun.

@Frank Burns | 6:12 am
Judging by what is sold in the “sacred place” depicted in the photo, I’d say it’s the Temple of Mammon.

Q. Why are Holiday Inns like handcuffs?

A. They’re both made for tourists. (two wrists)

@Yu Noo Hoo 0455.

So. They have a resident prostitute named Knight?

We especially approve Tourism of Bicycle

CAUTION: Pay attention to the number of tourist that only two persons

Tourism

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is not about religion. For other uses of Tourism and Tourist, see Taoist (disambiguation).

Tourism is something else!

@Marum 7:29 am

IDK. What’s your position on prostitutes?

Have a careful not to overfreigh.

@Pete-P. T. Barnum never said such a thing, BTW. Another man said it and it was misattributed to Barnum.

Long Tom:

Let the record show that I stand corrected.

There was feudalism, capitalism and finally tourism

@Yu No Hoo. 0729. Except for one lady whom I knew. (as a friend only)
I have never ever partaken of one. 😀

The US people are even better at this . . . they literally TOURIST around the world:

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