Mommy the danger is too close!

Mommy the danger is too close!

posted on 7 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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Uh oh, danger is on the sidewalk now…

Photo courtesy of David Hernandez.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I wouldn’t keep my danger at the bank. They’ll give it back with interest.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

They’ll take your home you know

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Lone Danger strikes again!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Bankers, you just cant trust them, its all about interest.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Who is more dangerous? The Danger or the big banks?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you see danger coming near, please report it to the insecurity guard.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Customers trying to deposit danger will be fine!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I don’t want danger at the bank! I want it to leave me a loan!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

My bank keeps the money in a safe, not a dangerous.

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

Maybe the sign refers to the Bank of Credit and Commerce International. (Old news I know.)

Marum
7 years ago

The Park Danger will fine you, for chewing the bark off the trees.

Marum
7 years ago

Yes. It’s just to risky to ignaw.

Marum
7 years ago

@DnT 0411. So. If the staff are scewing in the Strongroom without condoms, is it still safe sex.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 4:18 am: If they catch something through not using condoms, it’s their own vault.

Marum
7 years ago

@DnT0423. I guess for that sort of activity, a young lady would need a strongbox.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

Withdraw to the nearest safe place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Please cheque your surroundings.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you see danger at the bank, call the Loan Arranger.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

He ain’t lyin’.
Danged banks are dangerous alright.
Those ridiculous fees will nickel & dime ya right into poverty!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

That’s why the pens are chained down.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Dang – Danger – Dangerous

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Armed robbers, perhaps?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Go away, Bank

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sell the danger on eBay and keep the safe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Bank

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For other uses, see Bank (disambiguation).

A bank is a mental institution that accepts deposits from the pubic and creates caption (it generally refers to the body alongside a non-hole of water) …

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Something to do with the wild bath?

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I knew there wasn’t something right about a place that I’m supposed to trust with my money, but they don’t trust me with their pens so they keep them on chains.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

@Lora, 8:37 AM: The chains are so the pens don’t escape.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

^^And if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
7 years ago

Danger! He’s trying to sell risky mortgages!

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

Why keep yourself away from danger, when danger can keep itself away from you?!

Marum
7 years ago

Old adage: Don’t trouble, until trouble troubles you.

New adage: Don’t dang danger, ’til danger endangers you.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Sorry, I’m just a security monitor.

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