Let’s so draw close to our lives!

Let’s so draw close to our lives!

posted on 2 Jun 2017 in Household Items

bo-sheng

Now let us craft to purify.

Photo courtesy of Natasha Holloway, Rob Dickson & Pippa.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Just be careful where you poke it

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Is a good helper in your lives. I think I’ll start with a beer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

My special craft is full of ales.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Why do all the pictures seem to be saying “Screw you”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Plenty of bottle openers but a shortage of soda hyphens.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

From the Bo Sheng Book of Pick-up Lines:
“Hey baby, were you designed to satisfy?”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

For openers, I can’t understand their corkscrew logic.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Shut up and just open the wine already.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Theproduct”? One of those words like “therapist”, I guess.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Bo Sheng rhymes with B S!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

When Bo Sheng draws close to your life, you gets Near Death Experience.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I’ve never heard such BS to describe a Somnolier’s Penknife.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT 0454.

The- rapist?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I don’t own any of them plastic Chinesee crap. Mine is made out of rushed stainless steel.
Strangely though. It doesn’t work any better.

I may need to reread the Destruction Manual.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I like B-9001 best. The minature scythe wouyld be useful forr cutting the lawn in your window-box, if you lived im a high rise Unit in Shanghai.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Leave it to the mainland to come up with 9,003 ways to screw ya.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Pete. Is Bo Sheng any relative of Bo Jangles?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Pete. My son shares none of my technical ability. He gave up Mandarin for Shop 2, (metalwork) against my advice to the contrary. Anyway. He never built anything which worked. For instance; He carefully crafted this bottle opener. It had a knurled alloy handle, had the right weight, and felt good in the hand, and looked terrific. Only one problem; It obdurately refused to open bottles. Upon a casual study of the device, I found he had not rebated that part of the hoop which is supposed to fit under the crimp type cap. And so it transpired with every… Read more »

SF
SF
7 years ago

The translator felt a need to purify, relaxed freely in using the product, relaxed even more, and accomplished the translation with ease. Definitely a goodhelper, but beware the hangover.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Come to think of it. His instructor must have been a FW of theNth degree.

Quality control must have been a foreign language to him. The arcane intricacies of a bottle opener, must be a secret, to any but the cognoscenti.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

And alcoholics. But they can’t remember how, when they are sober.

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

In order to find the purify, we must becomes the purify!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Mummy’s little helper; benzodiazepine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What’s the difference between the three pics, anyway?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

HTTP Error B-9002. Ball not found.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

@Marum 6:35 & 6:49: They’re half-brothers. Born to the same Chinese mother, Mr. Sheng is her eldest son born to her Chinese first husband. He passed on due to an early demise. Mr. Jangles is the product of her second marriage, this time to an American who originally hails from Louisiana. Oddly, both fathers really wanted their sons named “Bo”. Whatever her reasons, the mother complied in both cases. Oh, I also forgot to mention…they’re mice. Mr. Jangles actually starred in a movie once with Tom Hanks. Some film about walking a mile inside a prison’s green, or something like… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I will burn yourself, theproduct.

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Bo Sheng is goodhelper which you lives, whereas I will burn yourself is goodhelper which you dies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 5:47 am: What the heck is a somnolier? A wine waiter who needs more sleep? 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Pete | 6:08 am: I hadn’t realised – it’s over 9000!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 5:48 am: That’s what I’m implying. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I don’t want a special craft to purify my becomes; I prefer them au naturel.

zankhana
zankhana
7 years ago

Suggest they attempt to patent…….. Good luck with that…..

coffeebot
coffeebot
7 years ago

Bo knows Engrish.

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