It’s a gas!

For all your hairy bums

For blowing your own trumpet or bum flute

“Tis a gas-powered-barista

Hair design for your fart?

Feel the wind in your hair!

Specializing in double buns.

Ringlets are our specialty.

Is that anything like a barista?

Home of the “trump” hairstyle.

Every time this Japanese farted, it made a sound like “Honda”.
She saw a few western doctors, and they didn’t have a clue.
So in desperation she sought out a Japanese doctor.
He diagnosed it instantly: “You have abscess on tooth.”

She asked the doc how he figured that out.

He replied: “Old Japanese saying….Abscess, makes the fart go Honda.”

We don’t need no hair dryers.

Edit = Japanese woman

He, assuredly, will blow the froth off your coffee.

I get it. He is a suicide bummer!

Gee your hair smells.

Sorry, my heart can’t take it.

Parody on the “IT” girl.

You know you’re “IT” when your hair smells like $h1t.

Stopping on your way to work for a cuppa farte latte, prepared especially for you by your fartista!

Do they serve you beans while you wait for your haircut?

Would you like a sham poo?

@Pete | 4:55 am: Oh, now I have it! A fartista is a barista who makes coffee from baked beans.

Come for a haircut, leave with a cheese cut.

DnT 4:59,

True enough!

This place really puts on airs.

DnT,

I was thinking more along the lines of:

Fartista: (poot)
Connossieur: (sniff, sniff) Ahhh, a blend of half Ethiopian, one quarter each of Indonesian and Guatemalan!

The only haircut done in a wind tunnel!

They specialize in buns.

If you get your hair cut there, you better watch your @$$!!!

Would you like to try our Brown Stripe style?

Le Petomane, proprietor.

I asked for streaks, not skidmarks!

Not just hair styling, but pretentious hair styling!

Artsy-fartsy, get it?

NOTE: No service for customers over farty

Stylist to customer: Do you like your new hair?

Customer: That’s Farntastic!

From ”Blow Wing In The Wind”

@ me | 12:33 pm: Wig, not Wing

This place smells like something dyed.

@Seventy,

Over farty? Blarney!
Father O’Leary told me it’s only if yer under tharty!

Yu No Hoo | 1:14 pm – you win the Internet today!