I yourself know this…

I yourself know this…

posted on 1 Jun 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Clothing

I_will_burn

So, keep matches away from me yourself.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seen on teenage girl’s back pack in Tokyo.

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Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You also may stuff yourself

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Myself you wont do anything

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

The back pack is dangerous

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Whoself? Meself?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Why would you burn mys elf? You don’t even gnome me!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Should be burn your selfies because boyfriend is obsessed with selfies.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A Fellatio expert named Bright,
Set fire to a young man all night,
When asked why, she said;
“Penises are less fattening than bread,
And sperm’s sweeter than Turkish Delight.”

There. I managed a filthy limerick, without ine dirty word.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Oh, blow it out your arson!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Putting the maniac in pyromaniac.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The backpack recommended by 9 out of 10 suicide bommbers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 4:27 am: …….. how would anyone know that?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago

All the teenage grills want one of these.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“I will burn yourself”

I think this could be explained by the following. A mate of mine was geeting passionate with his lady. He reached for a jar by the bed, and put some of the contents an his male part, and made his entry. After sseveral strokes, they both dicovered it was not Vaseline, but Vicks.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT 0439.

Hehe. I wondered if anyone would note the incongruity of that claim. 🙂

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A failked suicide bomber named Haroom,
Had his ballbag blow off with a boom,
The found his cock,
On Elephant Rock,
And his nuts just out of Taroom.

FYI. Elephank Rock is at Currumbin – southern Gold Coast – 60miles from Brissie. Taroom is Central Western Qld, 700miles from Brissie.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Sorry 700Km abt 400miles

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

No you won’t, you’re FIRED!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 4:52 am: At least 9 out of 10 Trump supporters would fall for it.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

I think I hurt me myself…

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Well girls.
If you gunna burn yo Bra.
Just make sure yo tits aren’t in it.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

OK, sport.
So what’s your next number, during the after-burn?

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

I will feel the burn vicariously through you.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

We have a match!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Oh dear, can you do you?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Go and f*** myself!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just Do You.

– Mike

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Burn yourself!
– I will.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just burn your selfie

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

I’ve heard of self-immolation, but “hetero-immolation” is beyond me.

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

First, it was “Stop hitting yourself!”; now it’s “Stop burning yourself!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s full of tacos.

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
7 years ago

Feel the burn. Yourself.

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