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I yourself know this…
So, keep matches away from me yourself.
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seen on teenage girl’s back pack in Tokyo.
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You also may stuff yourself
Myself you wont do anything
The back pack is dangerous
Whoself? Meself?
Why would you burn mys elf? You don’t even gnome me!
Should be burn your selfies because boyfriend is obsessed with selfies.
A Fellatio expert named Bright,
Set fire to a young man all night,
When asked why, she said;
“Penises are less fattening than bread,
And sperm’s sweeter than Turkish Delight.”
There. I managed a filthy limerick, without ine dirty word.
Oh, blow it out your arson!
Putting the maniac in pyromaniac.
The backpack recommended by 9 out of 10 suicide bommbers.
@Marum | 4:27 am: …….. how would anyone know that?
All the teenage grills want one of these.
“I will burn yourself”
I think this could be explained by the following. A mate of mine was geeting passionate with his lady. He reached for a jar by the bed, and put some of the contents an his male part, and made his entry. After sseveral strokes, they both dicovered it was not Vaseline, but Vicks.
@DnT 0439.
Hehe. I wondered if anyone would note the incongruity of that claim. 🙂
A failked suicide bomber named Haroom,
Had his ballbag blow off with a boom,
The found his cock,
On Elephant Rock,
And his nuts just out of Taroom.
FYI. Elephank Rock is at Currumbin – southern Gold Coast – 60miles from Brissie. Taroom is Central Western Qld, 700miles from Brissie.
Sorry 700Km abt 400miles
No you won’t, you’re FIRED!
@Marum | 4:52 am: At least 9 out of 10 Trump supporters would fall for it.
I think I hurt me myself…
Well girls.
If you gunna burn yo Bra.
Just make sure yo tits aren’t in it.
OK, sport.
So what’s your next number, during the after-burn?
I will feel the burn vicariously through you.
We have a match!
– Oh dear, can you do you?
Go and f*** myself!
Just Do You.
– Mike
– Burn yourself!
– I will.
Just burn your selfie
I’ve heard of self-immolation, but “hetero-immolation” is beyond me.
First, it was “Stop hitting yourself!”; now it’s “Stop burning yourself!”
It’s full of tacos.
Feel the burn. Yourself.