I don’t like according to rules…

– Hey, you! Yes you, Tourist of Bicycle!

Approved by Tourist Republic of China

I wonder what is the number of driver that only two persons

I had to give up cycling when I started getting a nagging pain in the stipulations.

To go on this ride you must be over freigh.

So much for consistency.
You folks let tourist of plane and train
overfreigh all the time!!!

Accordion to the rules of the Engrish language, replacing random words with names of musical instruments generally goes unnoticed.

Nothing worse than a psychopath on the cycle path.

I also would like to have the right to interpret the above…

I’m afreight I don’t understand.

Their logo looks similar to United Airlines.

BFC:

Dontcha mean Untied Airlines?

Nothing without drunking and fracturing!

– The patient

Any notice to Tourist of Heterocycle?

I drive a Hummer. No attention to rules.

Is it even safe to ride

Well I’m overfreighing

The bicycle has been drunking, not me.
– Apologies to Tom Waits.

Come back by the tips but make sure you don’t get your tips caught in the chain.

I didn’t bring any valuables. And don’t call me carrion!

Psychopaths break the rule. This stipulation is own to the Huaying Yanming.

I once managed to have sex on a pushbike, without falling either off or out. But we were wearing safety helmets and joggers.

Is that a permissable activity?

Take the responsibility with you. Not responsible for theft of responsibilities.

BTW It was as a result of a dare. My lady and I won a sizeable bet for that effort.

Hey, you drunking psychopaths! Get out my way while I riding bicycle!