Because blended Dad would be weird.

Maybe they thought it would make the fish go father.

Genetic modification is really getting out of hand!

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.

Fish. The mother white meat.

It’s the same with whisky: some like blended mums, others like single mums.

Monsanto! You’ve gone too far!

The fishmum is called Wanda.

Let’a not smell them

– Look Mum, no scales!

Because mum knows what’s best for you

Gee mum why do you as well like fish

Blended gender

My hovercraft is full of this.

Your mother was an angler and your father smelt of fishberries

“Mum with Fish”
…said Dad with a grin on his face.

I guess you could say she’s all mixed up today.

Maybe they mean chrysanthemums?
( Wikipedia, Chrysanthemum, Culinary uses)

@Lora 11:18am: They mean mumps!

Someone got confused by the phrase “Mum’s the word.”

Mom’s cooking, let’s head over for dinner! She’ll be done in about an hour!

Because Dad couldn’t fillet? 😈

Served with Blendy coffee:

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&site=&source=hp&ei=m-hFWcLcHIra-QGF2LjABw&q=blendy&oq=blendy&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.2.0l3j0i10k1j0.3414.6040.0.10262.7.7.0.3.3.0.178.865.0j7.7.0….0…1.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.7.590.3..41j0i131k1.fINXpwDGxNM#imgdii=Un3LbgXQdizr7M:&imgrc=4gkj-y3ju_1W7M:

Hmm… tastes a bit blend.

@Lora | 11:18 am: I think you’re right; some of those greens do look like Chrysanthemum leaves.

– Are you for dinner, darling?

HMMM!

– Waiter, where’s my Mum?
– She’s flying in the kitchen, Sir.

It looks Chard to me.

Jokes about women and fish, are too indelicate, even for me.

I hate battered mothers, I prefer them roasted or pan fried.
“Daddy Daddy!!! I don’t like Mummy any more!”
” Never mind dear, just push her to the side of the plate and eat your veges”

because Dad blends with Cat