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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
The first mouth is the hardest.
After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.
Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons.
Found in Thailand.
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6 mouths? That really sucks!
I will take the imprisonment.
“B” fine is 6 mouths.
“A” fine is 6 ar$3holes.
@DnT 0402.. That would turn the saveloy inside out, I would think.
I only hope those mouths don’t have teeth.
I may have nightmares for a month.
You got 6 mouths, mate? It’s your shout, then.
Nowadays you can pay the fine with bitecoin.
The 10000 baht seems a bit rich
6 fine mouths, I’ll drink to that
Imagine. Six mouths with needle sharp teeth, gnawing on all your bits.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! I need my blanket!
A jug of wine,
A loaf of bread,
And though with six mouths,
Beside me in the wilderness.
MOMMMMYYYY!
No alcohol, that’s the drool around here.
10,000 TB = approx AUD 300.00
In “The Divine Comedy”, The Devil has three heads, each one whose mouth is continuously chewing on three souls: Brutus and Cassius, with their heads out, for betraying Julius Caesar, and Judas Iscariot, who is in the third mouth headfirst, for betraying Christ.
@Long Tom 0435.
Fair nuff. The Hydra has seven heads.
Policed by the Public Molars Division.
This blows you away.
– Have you been drinking, Madam?
– Just a little, Officer, but …
– You’re fine, then.
To B fine or not to B fine
NOTE: 6 mouths = 0.5 ear
6 Mouths means that you are tied to a chair and forced to watch “The View”. If that doesn’t keep you sober, nothing will.
Haven’t we seen mouths as a Thai penalty in previous posts?
I’m starting to think the Thais have an oral fixation!!!
Uhhhhh….Webmaster?
This very same sign was posted here on March 2, 2017.
A good laugh is always worth a second look but….
So, do they chop you up and put the pieces in different mouths, or do they carve five extra mouths into you?
Oh man, if you commit multiple offenses, you could end up in prison for yards!
I fought the low, and the low won.
You’re lucky if your prison term is measured in mouths; some people spend ears behind bars!
@BFC. 0403.. You will probably learn to – take it – after imprisonment
I’d rather have two fingers than six mouths
Think of how much more alcohol I’d be able to drink with 6 mouths!
@Myself above.. But only one lover. errr liver.
1 mouth = 30 bays