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Sounds like you just earned a paddling.
posted on 24 May 2017 in Signs
Your name came up in the paddling pool…
Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Shinjuku Central Park, Japan.
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But its a paddling pool
Just wash those grades away
The person who made this sign definitely gets a lower grade!
What is this, an institution for bottom-feeders?
Always have a protector in case of a paddling.
I think what they’re trying to tell us, is that the Protector needs a paddling pool, otherwise He cannot prepare us for the entrance of the One.
Just call it Kindergarten please.
They wouldn’t take Neo, even with a letter of recommendation from Morpheus.
I would never use a child;s piddling pool.
@BFC 0431.
Did you say kinderfarten. Kinder = child (De.)
Without the Japanese part of the sign in the photo, I’m left paddling in circles trying to figure out what this is supposed to mean…
Being lower than elementary school… that’s a paddlin’. Lower grades… that’s a paddlin’. Entrance of the one not being possible… that’s a paddlin’. Paddlin’ pool for the protector… oooh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.
Would you refuse your lady a pddling, or even a small apanking, if she asked you for it. 😈
paddling (damnation)
Better still. What would you do, if she offered you one? 😉
You just can’t get lower than swimming poor in a paddling pool.
This is lock bottom.
To get a car fragrance that not is before, the heeltap ask so that there is not it except it is not possible.
– Zen
There is no pool.
What is the sound of one pool paddling?
Are there caning pools in Singapore?
One puts the protector on the entrance or else one gets the paddling again.
@EffEff 1640.
Something is rattan in the state of Singapore.