Mother Nature complained.

I’ve never met a wild Ba’Hai.

I actually have never experienced a wild bath.

But my lady and I, had more than one eminently ecstatic shower.

Just a little scrub here and there.

If you want wild, go into the scrub.

Use a rubber duck, not a real one.

A wild bath will clearly demonstrate Archimedes Principle.

Hunting season just begins.

One could go underwater and pretend to be a shark – I guess.

This must mean it is perfectly acceptable to drag a bathtub into this park and start washing oneself, as long as you’re not splashing.

Especially enamel baths. Wild enamels can be dangerous!

Pascalls Principle states: The height of the seiche will be directly proportional to the length of the stroke.

“I’m game.” he said.

So they shot him.

You may urinate in the bath, as long as it’s civilised urination.

Q. Did you hear about the bloke who hada wild bath?

A. He torpedoed and sunk all his rubber-duckys.

You will observe; There is no “P” in Communal Bathing.

PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY!

Grass all over

And no hullabaloo either

No golden shower either!

The forecast is for tame showers and light Engrish.

A little boy and a little girl were in a bath together. The little boy said “I’m gonna duck you!” The little girl replied “Silly! You can’t even say it right!”

A wild bath does not appear!

They’re telling nature not to make a flood?

There’s a Sentinel Sphere hiding under that sign.

Some people say wild animals are unclean. That may be true, but try eating your food without using your hands and see how clean *you* are afterwards!

No wild bath? I’m disappointed.

That’s what bathrooms are for.

Also, no Kim Wilde.

@jjhitt | 8:07 am: They didn’t want a bathy-sphere. 😉

Wild thing!
You make my bath ring,
You make everything,
Splooshy!