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A mouse divided against itself cannot stand!
Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek.
Found at Beihai Park in Beijing, China.
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The movement started by Chairman Maose.
Someone needs to mind their Ps and Qs.
… of their Ps and Rs.
Pest control has failed. Now we need riot control.
Room for the mice
The rats run amok
Let’s start a revolution by bringing in Catriotism!
Rat Race 2.0
Get a cat or the terrierists win!
I’m not a strict petriot…
Give me kibblety or give me death!
Ratriotism is the last refuge of the spaniel.
Ratriotism works best if everyone follows the teachings of Cheeses.
Ratriotism is OK in theory, but it does have its traps.
Beware rats, the pigeons are planning a coup!
That Explained why China hates Catholicism.
Not sure how I feel about flying a chewed up flag.
Beijing rat is in!
Pest In Peace
Ratriots are caused by The Knights Who Say ”Squeak!”
They want war with Pussia!
Their leader is Basil the Rat, also known as John Cheese
They need to ratify their constitution.
No, no, no, no, NO.
“Ratriotism” is a bar in Beijing that particularly caters to certain customers:
Those born in the Year of the Rat!!!!
Ever been in Beijing afternoon rush hour traffic?
Now THAT’S a rat race if I ever saw one!
A bow to the late Syd Barrett, formerly of Pink Floyd:
“I know a mouse, and he hasn’t got a house.
I don’t know why. I call him Gerald.
He’s getting rather old, but he’s a good mouse.
You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I’ll give you anything, ev’rything if you want things.”
@BFC 5:47:
Cat-holicism?
Does that possibly have any connection with Alcoholism?
HEY…Who took my Cheese???
Maybe we should call this guy in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X78i13q-atk
I thought the Great Wall of China was built to keep the Rabbits out. Not other rodents.
Didn’t you know China invented the Rodentary Engine.
When you order noodle soup there, make darned sure you carefully check your choice of protein in the Rat-ka Mein.
Maybe the Screenprinter who made this ensign, had too much Beijing Sperit before he attempted the job.
Hehehe, coul’da been the first one after Fliday runch.
@Pete above.
Go easy on the ratatouille.
Aw, who gives a human’s behind, anyway?
When rats run nation economy in hole. So sayeth the Great Ho Tung.
EDIT: Beijing Spirit
@Marum 2:34 No, the Great Wall keeps out the Canadian beavers invading from across the North Pole.
@Eff above. It was a Telstra ad on TV In Oz. A Chinese delegation out here, were laughing their heads off so much, they took copies home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yckqyg75oE
@Marum 505:
Roger that.
I mean…Roger Rat…or something like that.
@Lora 510:
Good one!
Are you a ratriot, or are you a tRATor?!
@Lora | 5:10 pm & Pete | 6:34 pm: Definitely worth waiting for! 😀
CATastrophe follows this nation.