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Tinfoil hat not included
While I ponder the meaning of this, I just sit here screeching my bells.
Oh dear Catholic priests would have a field day with this
The kid is wearing the exact opposite of the fashion in yesterday’s post – just pants and a hat, so I have no idea whether it’s a man thing or a female thing.
iPhone4ever!
I Phone Cover.
Specific insurance policy.
Looks like it only covers your ears …
Same color bad, other colors bady.
Same style cloth bad, same color bad, similar hair style bad. Same sex marriage bad. Same Engrish is very bad too.
I want one that makes it look like an exploded Note 7.
Nude iSin!
Looks like this kid is tired of hearing Iphones getting screeched, it’s that big of a problem.
Still using iPhone4? You Siri person!
Does your iPhone cover a solid color?
Is a bear crap in the woods?
♪ ♫ This is the dawning of the time of personalised ♪ ♫
The more iPhone cover becomes unique, the more iPhone the same.
A Visit to the Zoo:
Boy: Dad, what are THOSE?
Dad: Just monkeys screeching.
Ok that was bad in unique individuality.
But not as bad as same color.
iScreech
iPhone, the same. All the time.
Looking at the skull & crossbones bandana that kid’s wearing, I just gotta think…those Chinese product pirates get smaller every year!
Hear no evil, see evil.
@BFC 0430. When I was a young bloke, I was toally in favour of male homosexuakity. I figured that while they were banging each other, that left more young ladies for me.
L not K.
Look son! If you’re hiding in the church, I’d cover more than my ears.
– iPhone! iPhone! A cover for iPhone!
If covering an iphone is wong, I don’t wanna be white
The Samsung phone nearly neutered a couple of men, who had it have an exothermic reaction in their pants pocket.
My arm got eechy, so I had to screech it.