Winter, Spring, Summer… Fail.

Fall down backwards catchwater or fail

Failing its in the falling

”Water” or ”Father”?

Be careful, Catchwater!

Steep enough to be a failing grade.

If you pass the catchwater test, you can then learn how to juggle steam.

This is the entrance exam for water inspector!

I didn’t fail I was pished.

Failing or falling, you’re going down!

Water Supplies Department supplies water.

I blame global warning.

Oh, I dunno… failing to hit the concrete at the bottom would actually be an advantage.

This water tastes like failure.

Beware of failing IF you don’t record it and put it on YouTube.

After failing, please drown responsibly.

Catch water because it keeps running.

…or you will end up on FAIL Blog.

♫Water friend we have in Jesus♪

Q. Which is faster, hot or cold?

A. Hot of course. For no one yet, has, “caught a hot”.

Beware of Flailing?

Flailing limbs may catch on concrete spillway, and spontaneously fracture.

If you want some fun, go over the spillway when the Dam is releasing water. The recurved bit at the bottom, will hurl you many feet in the air, into the stream below. A few precautions: 1. Go to the toilet first. (Thoroughly) 2. Wear a life jacket, and a Crash Hat. (With holes in it. You don’t want to sink by the bows like the Titanic) 3. Have some friends with good water skills stationed downstream, in a rubber-ducky, close to your re-entry point. The “jump up” at the bottom will have you pulling 5 – 8 Gs. Therefore,… Read more »

I almost forgot:

5. Wear full length protective clothing, and boots, and protective gloves.
(accidental contact with the cement, may otherwise abrade you somehwat)

Motorcycle leathers come to mind, and make your Crash Hat a Full Face one.

Epic Wile E. Coyote fail!!!

Oh. Have some commonnsense. I am talking about a small weir here, not a dam with a spillway over 50 feet high.

Surfing ability is recommended. The skill to handling dumping waves of 8 – 10 feet is mandatory.

– Have you been drinking, water?

As in “firewater”?

When I read the sign carefully, the thought of James Bond villains came to mind.

It’s not even autumn and already the nuts are starting to fall. Or fail.

Falling into catchwater? I think we may be taking trust exercises a bit far.

If at first you don’t suck seed…

Find Waldo, Catch Walter, and don‘t fail!

Iguazu, Victoria, Niagara . . . the top three largest fails in the world.

A cop who was posted to Niagra Falls,
Kicked a young Gypsy lad named Gryzalls,
This action most rash,
Caused a loud crash,
For most gypsies have crystal balls.

Thankfully we have autumns here, no fail.