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We pratie good ethiics…
Photo courtesy of Lydia MacKenzie.
T-shirt found in Tianjin, China.
(125 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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I love a potato
Speak softly and carry a large pratie.
A die-cast shirt would be worse than starched underwear!
The die cast is not for me.
I’m an untouchable.
The things on t-shirts these days
As I said, who you are write confusely I can’t understand what you’re translating.
Die, Cast!
“Tis better to be quiet, and have people think you are a fool.
Than to open your mouth, and dispel all doubt.
Pratie makes perfect boxty.
Where’s Waldo? Obviously in a noisy place…
Emerson? I could rather imagine John Cleese saying this in a Python sketch.
I can’t hear what you’re saying, your shirt is so loud!
As Confucius said: “500 internal translation server error, please try again in a moment”.
As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Your fly is open.”
On their wedding night, Jackie (nee Kennedy) though Ari O. had smuggled a bamboo and two potatoes into his bed….Then she discovered he hadn’t. 😉
Emma’s son once said, “Pratie your Engrish Perfect and you will be greatly rewarded with a T-shirt!”
thought
– Excuse me? This shirt has an arrival hole!
Ethiics important than ever?
In Mainland China????
-oxy the Moron
Speak loudly.
It helps me eliminate you.
-mao zeDong
Not one of his better poems.
The early bard gets the warm.
As Hamlet said, “To be not be that is question”.
Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be.
If you do put a million monkeys and a million typewriters together, you get the occassional gem..
Not to “be”.
Is, or, is not.
There is no be.
Run on we much.
@Marum 806:
“There is no try”
-Yoda
The die cast?
More like it got stuck in print mode!
Schrödinger’s cast?
I’m guessing Emerson said this after a night of drinking and just before passing out.
I’m pretty sure that was a quote from Edison, that pratie animal! Can you heard me now?
@Filboid 1454.. Wasn’t Edison the bloke, what invented the “Potato Powered Lightbulb, using Tesla’s Jockstrap?
The praties grow small.
These foos be too much fo me
-Abraham Lincoln
Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be,
And politicians lies we will nevermore see,
When mutinatonal companies peform their social responsibility,
While the Lemac sits in the Rhubarb Tree,
And whistles like a flea.
(A Lemac is a backward Camel)