The fairy’s demands didn’t stop there…

The fairy’s demands didn’t stop there…

posted on 9 Apr 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

how-to-marry-ok

…and quit will be nice to you.

Photo courtesy of Allegra Shazam.
Found in South Korea.

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Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I never knowed you got five wishes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

See also ”How to Marry Christmas”

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Good to know that to wuit5 to get to sleep yolopin

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Yolopin the act of sleeping cutesy.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Curtsy ? Genuflect maybe.

Althogh the last time i dipped my fingers in the Font, the water caught fire.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I wouldn’t even wear a YOLO pin when I’m awake!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I see. Yolo is an acronym for “You Only Live Once”

Thereefore; A Yolo Pin, is a pice of jewellery depicting this logo.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Do you, Marry, take this man, Frog, the have and the hold from this day the forward, for batter and for wows, in curtsy and in yolopin, to love and to Shelly, ’till dead do you partially?
– OK!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Thus: There is no bloody way you could sleep in one.

But, you could attach it to various parts of your anatomy.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

So! That is the word for a group of Frogs.

A Kiss of Frogs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, is Marry OK?
– Don’t worry, honey. She’s choice!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

50% OK / 50% Undecided

– Do not marry
– Do not single stay
– Sleep separately

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Thank God it is not a croak of ’em.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd. 0424.. I hope you don’t advocate having sex separately too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Useless infi\ormation: The collective nouns for frogs are: an army of frogs. a knot of frogs. a colony of frogs. a fester of frogs. a bundle of frogs. even a froggery of frogs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

VI. Get psychiatric help – you’re looking for marriage advice from a shirt!

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

@ Marum, 4:28: Not to worry, satisfying sex has always been within arm’s reach.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Frogs in the key of F make nice music, but if they cross a road at the wrong time, frogs B flat.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Advice from Grimm’s Brothers?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No f-words, please. Only f frogs!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Are there gods at the bottom of your garden?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Marum | 4:28 am: Well, in Yolopin …

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Flog a frog.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you are castigated for wearing this dopey T Shirt, you might never have sex again.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
7 years ago

Kiss La Frogs

UCity
UCity
7 years ago

Sheesh, if that’s what it takes to marry OK, I’d hate to see what it takes to marry good.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

You only live once – park in neutral
You only like once – pee in Niagra
You only live once – party in Nancy

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

There’s something about Marry…

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Well no wonder I’m still single!

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

I signed up for a vacation and the agent’s name? Merry Johnson!

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

What about kissing krauts or limeys?

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Get thee to a Froggery!

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Well this is just ridiculous!
How am I supposed to tell a fairy god apart from any other god?
What am I looking for, a rainbow t-shirt or something???

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Frog: “…but you forgot to curtsey…”
“Shaddup and just KISS me, Kermit!”
screamed Miss Piggy.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

A YOLO Pin??
What is this, like, the Voodoo part of the procedure?

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

“I kissed a frog – and it turned into a lift ticket, coin, cellular phone, and then a portable ashtray – but not a prince.”

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

@Myself 2:13 pm:

“Marry had a little lambda…”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Frog AF!

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